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Alpaca my bags My friend wouldn't stop saying bird puns, but then I realized...
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Toucan play at that game
I found a dog on the streets it looked like it was having a ruff day
-le back in dino time- me: Jurassic times, call for Jurassic measures -pulls out giant ruler-
Me: -in a banana costume- Friend: why are you wearing that? Me: I find this attire quite appealing
Me: hey can I axe you a question? -pulls out axe- Friend: no -takes away axe- Me: that's vary knife of you -pulls out knife- Friend: -thinks if you can't beat them join them- I'm feeling a little horse -turns into a pony- Me: ...knife one -pulls out knife- Warning hetalia reference(s?) (lol I don't want to write human names cuz I don't really know them
America: I'm Hungary Prussia: maybe you should Czech the fridge America: I'm Russian to the kitchen! Prussia: is there Turkey? America: we have some but its covered in Greece Prussia: ew, Norway you can eat that Denmark: -pops out of nowhere- it's cool Iran to the store and got some Chile America: but Kenya Sweden my tea before it gets cold? Denmark: sure, but first, get me a Canada best soup you can find Everyone else in hetalia: ಠ_ಠ Everyone in the hetalia fanbase: ಥ╭╮ಥ
No more hetalia references
Where do tired travelers keep their bags? Under their eyes
Like they always say...You can tune a piano But you can't tuna fish
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear
Person: how do I know if your punny enough? Me: -turns into an otter- I'm not like the otters my deer
Ghost: what kind of pie is this Other ghost: it's a boo berry pie
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every bone in your body
What do you call a alligator in a vest? A investigator
Me: -turns into pumpkin- looking for puns let me orange that, I'm a pun King
Me: -is in a pod(?) of otters- lets just say I'm not like the otters
Elephant: how punny are you? koala: I have the necessary koalafications Elephant: your koalafications are irrelephant Lion: don't listen to him he's lion Bear: this arguing in becoming unbearable Horse: indeed it's making my voice horse Owl: horse please when you ever say anything smart? Don't worry owl let you know Hawk: ouch hawkward Giraffe: I'm out of here, you all are giraffeing me crazy Alpaca: alpaca your bags Minnow: let minnow where when you get there
