Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before dinning?
: Bone appetit
Q: when does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: it had no body to dance
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Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
A: Skull tures
Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie?
A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you.
Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I'm bone to be wild
Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones.
Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart
Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
A: Trom-BONE.
Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!
Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it!
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts.
Q: Why are skeletons usually so calm ?
A: Nothing gets under their skin !
Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them !
Q: Why are graveyards so noisy ?
A: Beacause of all the coffin !
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ?
A: He had no body to go with !
Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks ?
A: They had a rattling good time !
Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital ?
A: To have his ghoul stones removed !
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain ?
A: He could feel it in his bones !
Q: What's a skeleton's favourite musical instrument ?
A: A trom-bone !
Q: How do skeletons call their friends ?
A: On the telebone !
Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings ?
A: Lazy bones !
Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes ?
A: Skeleton keys !
Q: What do you call a skeleton who acts in Westerns ?
A: Skint Eastwood !
Q: What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish ?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew !
