Antonio kept a brisk pace while walking down the long hallway. His face looking as if he hadn't slept in weeks, his messy brown hair tucked behind his ears, and his hazel eyes scanning the halls for a certain friend. His book bag felt crushing on his shoulders, every step could have been his last, but nope. He carried on. That's when he saw the friend.
"BASSANIO!!!!?????" He shrieked, echoing throughout the empty halls
"Yeah?"
"What was the homework last night?!"
"Which class?"
"All of them!"
"I'm in only one class of yours...that class is painting...HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOUR HOMEWORK!?!?!?!"
Enter Shylock
"Hey guys!"
"Hey Shylock!"
"That wasn't directed to you Antonio, shut up. Nobody likes you."
"Shylock your mean."
"YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS AND STOLE MY POKEMAN CARDZ!!!"
"YOU DESERVED IT, YOU CALLED ME STUPID DURING CLASS!!!"
"Antonio, he isn't in any of your classes."
"SHUT UP BASSANIO!!! NOBODY CAREZ!!"
"HEY ANTONIO."
"WHAT?"
"YOU'RE STUPID!"
"You're stupider!"
"You're stupidest"
"You're stupidester!!"
"Guys, why are we at school.....it's like...4:00 a.m.......and it's Saturday..."
The end
YOU ARE READING
The Merchant of High school (In Venice)
HumorAntonio and Bassanio are two high schoolers looking for a much needed break in life, that's when they come across Shylock who offers to give them money and then take a percentage back....I don't know read the book. Anyway, prepare for cringe
