My life

Lefty problems

Okay Bruh, I'll spill dem beans (not dem apples) I'm da lefty. So here are some of MY problems. Not every lefty has this issue.

1. The thing I hate most is the DAMN SCISSORS. Human's sin to the lefty. Whenever I use "normal" scissors, the paper bends. I mean HOW THE HELL DOES A FLIPPING PAPER WANT TO DECIDE "Oh? A lefty? TIME TO MAKE LIFE HELL" and then fold itself. Very frustrating and I make a fools of myself

2. The spiral notebook. I've managed to conquer this one by writing in the middle of very far right. No doubt my teachers hate it

3. Bumping elbows. My family had complained (and joked, lol they aren't that mean thb) about me sitting next to them on the RIGHT and bump elbows. Now if you re-read, you'll notice I put had. I've also conquered this by sticking my elbow close to my body.

4. The silvery or black ink I get on my hand when I'm writing. Sooo much fun. When I write a page or so really fast, with tiny handwriting, my hand looks like silver dust decided to stick to my hand like glitter.

5. Referring back to #4, Having to prove to somebody I am a flippin lefty. I was at a tennis camp and was holding the tennis racket (guess what!) my left hand and the person teaching took one look and said, "Are you really a lefty?" In my head I wa like, "I obviously would hold the racket in my LEFT HAND, JUST TO MAKE YOU QUESTION ME" Luckily I had silvery glitter dust on my hand and said "Yes, I am a lefty." I then held up my hand for proof. 

WELP that's all I could think of, so see ya later my little ducks