Story of pecker

Chapter 1: The Door: page 5

They open the door and see Hawk next to the chest.

"Hey!" Kyle says. "What happened to you guys?" Hawk asks as they approach. "What do you mean?" Jake replies "Well we must have gotten separated i guess" Hawk says approaching them. "Where's Rodrick?" Jake asks. "Of course you would ask, anyways i have no idea the door disappeared after he went through it" Hawk answers Jake makes a face but decides not to say anything. They look back at the door and once again the 2 hallways are there. "This is getting pretty annoying" Kyle mentions. "Let's go look for a key for the chest, maybe this time there's something new in the chest?" Hawk mentions. "Maybe we could try to open the door instead?" Jake asks. There is a loud bang heard behind the trio. They turn around to see the door with a big hole in it with a hammer next to it and the chest is open.

Hawk hurries to the chest. He sees a golf club and a golf ball laying in the chest. He picks it up and shows it to Kyle and Jake maybe a questioned face. "Welp, i guess we have to check the door" They walk to the door and see a golf course. more questioned faces appear around the trio. They go through the door. The golf course is huge, looks like it could go on for ages. There is a small house in the distance they walk to it. The trio go into the house and look around. The house seems to look like a small souvenir shop. The cash register is right in front of them "Maybe we could steal some cash" Hawk comments. "What?!" a voice is heard under the cash register. Everyone turns to the register.

A person completely dark  is seen to rise from the register. "uuuuuUUUUuuuuuuu" the dark man says playfully approaching them. "You guys must'. uuhh what's it called? Humans! Yes!" The dark man called out. The trio exchanged questioned looks. "And is that what i'm called? "The dark man"?" The man says making quotation marks. "Alright let's change that, Let's call me... Neyjhalk" Neyjhalk says confidently. "And sorry to look so sluggish today let me just change" Neyjhalk says and snaps his fingers and gives himself a purple cape with gold outlining. He gestures them to follow him and they do. "I didn't need to snap my fingers but it adds for dramatic effect!" He leads them through the hallway with many doors and one of them having a hole in them as they pass by the door they look and see it's the door with the hallways and chest. "Don't mind the doors, only one of them is important." Neyjhalk says turning his head to them and smiles. He opens one of the doors and leads them to a fancy room with a round table with 5 fancy seats around it. "don't be shy, take a seat!" Neyjhalk says happily.

They all take a seat with one vacant seat. "Your friend was supposed to sit there, but he already ran into me" Neyjhalk says turning to Hawk and smiles. Jake sees this and gets suspicious "What, who? Rodrick? Did something happen to him?" Jake says worried. Hawk opens his mouth and Neyjhalk immediately sticks his finger up and it shuts Hawks mouth. Hawk looks shocked at Neyjhalk. "Dramatic effect" Neyjhalk comments. "Anyways, i am a person that knows things, a lot of things. And i want to make a deal with you 3" Neyhjalk says looking at them, they stay silent not saying anything. "Alright, i get it, you guys probably want some answers fine! Go ahead, ask me something" Neyjhalk demands Kyle pointing to him. Kyle looks to his friends and turns to Neyjhalk. "Who are you?" Kyle asks. Neyjhalk seems discomfort. "Well, this might come across as pretty weird... but... i am." Neyjhalk leans in closer. "fellas, i am God"  

"I demand to re enact that part please, i don't feel like i was intimidating enough!" Neyhjalk demands the author