family reunion gone wrong

heyy guys this is my first fanfic so be nice haha its a fred/hermione fic and i oneshot i own nothing to do with harry potter and some of these ideas are other peoples from other fics but im not copieing anyone i promise all the ideas have been modified to suit this story :) and my beta is JessChan2013 y ok guys on with the show XX Bella oh P.S this completly ignores the epilogue

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Hermione Granger was sulking for once in her life, her parents were dragging her to the Granger family reunion for the first time in three years since the war was over and her parents had been returned from South Africa, Australia had been a ruse, and she had hoped to avoid the whole disaster of a party but her parents refused when they arrived Hermione's cousins were stood in the foyer of the Granger monarch ,Hermione's grandmother's home, Kaylen Hermione's oldest cousin and the bane of Hermione's existance appeared 'oh this is going to be fun' Hermione thought.

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Dinner was an awkward, but by the end of desert Hermione was fuming, Kaylen had spent all dinner demeaning Hermione and Hermione had had enough and then Kaylen made the final mistake

"So mione sweetie how your life? Mine is fantastic, well of course it is " she laughed " my job is just getting better I'm due for a promotion "

"Do tell." Hermione said

"Well im working at Malfoy industries and honestly I do think Draco is interested in me and his buisness partner Harry Potter, well he's interested too but i have my eyes set on a bigger prize you've heard of Weasly wonderful wheeses. " she laughed again "Well I know that they are all wizards but I have decided that Fred Weasly is most definitely the man for me apparently he has a girlfriend but she won't be much after he meets me!" Hermione choked

"Have you met him? " she gasped, "Well no, but do you really think he's going to turn me down?" Hermione smiled and looked at her watch 'perfect' she thought

" Well would you look at the time! I'm afraid I'm going to be leaving soon, I have a date. " Kaylen tried to cover a laugh but failed. Her grandmother spoke "Well Mione dear why doesn't he come and meet the family? "

"Really grandmama I'm sure he wouldn't want to intrude and we were planning on meeting some friends."

" Well they are all welcome dear. "

" I'll just go and call them then, excuse me." she left the room. Kaylen started laughing as Hermione walked in and stage whispered to another cousin next to her

"As if our little Mione has found herself a man!", and then addressing the whole room "so Mione what are you doing now? "

" Well Kay I'm now a buisness partner in a large company based in London " the doorbell rang " I'll get it " she grinned and walked out re-appearing just seconds later with three men " Kaylen I'm under the impression you know all of these men but to the rest of you this it Fred Weasly, my boyfriend and Harry and Draco potter-malfoy they have been married for 5 years they are my buisness partners, boys this is my family. Now if you'll excuse us we have a party to attend. ", and with that they left the room with Kaylen gawping behind them,

"Don't gawp dear its rude." the matriarch said.