my birthday was fucking awesome.
destiny invited beyoncè and sexy ass kim kardashian to strip for me. i will never ever forget that moment uh never. thanks destiny even though you ruined like the rest of my day. i'll let it go though.
i showered in money. i want to shower in money forever and ever because believe it or not i smelled fresh after that. never underestimate the power of money.
you might think it's crazy, but you only turn 19 once right?
exactly.
