A.N: Sup bros!!! I know it's been forever......yada yada yada (Insert Excuse Here) Cause I ain't got none.
So previously on Elkas.... They were at the coffee shop again. Kevin and Pato were trying to convince Norway to move into their neighbourhood and Neko was acting all shy and cute cause she's a small bean ;P But then she left the coffee shop because her nerves got the best of her.
And now.....
Neko just kept wandering around the large shopping centre. She was so embarrassed again, for no particular reason. She just needed to get away from the stresses of the other two Nerdics.
She shopped around in 'Tiger' for any kind of stupid shit that she could find. (Damn, that was some great sibilance ;P) As she stared at all the oversized rubbers, she started to feel some heavy breathing on her shoulder.
Neko stood still and waited patiently, like a ninja.... She grabbed the closest pencil to her and got ready to stab the shit out of this bitch.
She turned as fast as lightning but just as she was about to kill this weirdo, she realised that it was just Kevin. So she didn't put any effort into stopping herself and ended up giving Kevin a dead arm.
"Ow!! Hey!! What was that for?!?!" Kevin complained.
"Sorry, I realised that it was you..." Neko replied
"Don't you mean you didn't...."
"No, I did"
"Well, OK then"
After this mild altercation, Kevin explained to Neko how she and Pato convinced Lukas to move into their neighbourhood. By 'convince' I mean force.
"....so he's moving in tomorrow" Kevin finished explaining.
"Tomorrow?? That fast??" Neko was confused
"Yeah, Pato's gone to steal everything from his old house and move it into his new one"
"How does she know where he lives??"
"She may or may not have stolen his wallet"
"Did you help her steal it??"
"I can neither confirm nor deny that I had any part in this" Kevin said while looking around suspiciously.
"Who are you?? The CIA" Neko asked unamused.
"No.....Ssshhhh......Who told you??"
"I just guessed"
.~*.~*.~* (Time skip to Tomorrow) .~*.~*.~*
Neko sat in her living room while staring at the large moving van outside her window. She could believe those douches. No wait, one's a Dick. The other's a Douche.
Suddenly she heard a large banging at her front door. Followed by the opening of said door. Followed by the breaking in of said Dick & Douche.
"What the fuck, you two??" Neko asked
"I thought you said we were allowed in if we knocked" Pato explained
"Yes, but only after I let the two of you in"
"Pfft. Who needs letting. We sure don't" Kevin said while standing in a superhero stance.
Neko just sighed."
"Come on!! Let's meet the new neighbour!!!" Pato shouted as they both grabbed Neko by the wrists and dragged her across the street.
When they reached the house, they noticed that Lukas was already outside meeting another one of their neighbours. It was Squirrel and she had a batch of freshly made cookies with her.
She was about to give them to Lukas as a sign of welcoming but they were literally hoovered up by Kevin in a matter of nanoseconds.
"Hey!! Kevin!! I spent hours making those!!!" Squirrel complained
"Really?? Doesn't taste like it" Kevin replied. To which Squirrel responded by hitting her over the head with a mallet. Don't ask why she carries around a mallet. You kinda have to when your surrounded by these neighbours.
"So Lukas, I'll say that you'll have a great time here!!" Neko said sarcastically
"Of course he will!!!" Pato said seriously. Then she whispered in Neko's ear so that nobody else could hear her. "Hey, don't blow this for yourself, you actually have a chance here"
"And so..." Pato continued to shout so that the whole neighbourhood could here her "I have decided to host a welcoming party at Neko's house to celebrate our new neighbour!!!!"
Suddenly the doors of all the surrounding houses flew open and people all rushed over to Neko's house while screaming, shouting & dancing. They also brought food, sweets and beer..... lots and lots of beer
"Hey!! Wait!! Stop!!" Neko yelled in frustration "I never agreed to this"
"Come on!! Lighten up!!!" Pato slurred somehow already drunk "This is your chance......"
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A.N: Oooohhh. What will happen next?? Will Neko finally let loose and partaay or will her nerves get the better of her yet again?? Will she get the chance to actually get to know Lukas?? Who knows??
I hope you enjoyed that chapter guys and I hope to see you all next time!!! Bye!!
