So one day Blue be strolling thru da street skippidy doo then Donald Trump drives by in his lamborghini killing everyone that is unfortunate enough to look at his face then woopsie doo Blue turns and looks at da mysterious corny looking hair and before he knows it he ded. "DANG IT" thought Blue before majestically flying to heaven but then this shady moustache girl grabs his soul and says "But there is bacon in hell" and they both go to their father Satan and Satan offers them a 2nd life in exchange for them giving him 68 souls each month. They proceed to to go back to life but then Donald Trump is there and shouts "BUILD A WALL" and they both ded again for the 2nd time so they go back to Satan and ask for a 3rd chance. Satan-Senpai asks for 69 souls each month instead for their 3rd chance and they both go "awright" and happily go commit mass genocide to the world.
La fin.
終わり.
Ok finished.
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Blue & Marine Origins
HorrorHell. Hell everywhere. Run now while you can and never look back.
