Epic Rap Battles Of Fangirlyness

Rap battle: Markiplier vs. Maes Hughes

Maes:

Oh look. It's the poor sad excuse for a king.
I tried to help make Roy Fuhrer
What do you do?!
Play games.

You have lots of fans.
Well, so do I.
When you watch subscriber specials
You have crocodile tears to cry.

I'm a family man!
You get shipped with another man!
Let's not forget the fanart.
Oh dear god
It's worse than Phan

Go back to your little apartment
And have your little dares
While you're eating habaneros in an ice bath
I'll probably be fighting off real bears.

Mark:

Listen here boy,
I don't have time for the crap you bring
I have to maintain my crown
As the five nights King

You think your all tough
You couldn't kill a stupid sin
And why couldn't you?
Because she turned into your kin

I have 13,000,000 fans
You have otaku dweebs
You may have stole my looks
But you'll never be as good as me.

I have the talent
And the muscle
But trust me, that's not all
You made fangirls cry over one stupid fall.

Maes:

My fans may be dweebs but that doesn't matter
When I died my fans cried me a river
But when I look at your ugly face
It makes me want to shiver

Hey. At least I died heroic
You're just forever alone
I might have weeaboo fans
But at least mine don't moan

I never shut up about my family and me
Me and Gracia are the true otp
I actually have someone to be with
While you have a leprechaun and a little doggy

Speaking of Chica
Nina would be turning in her chimera grave
Even Alexander would be a better dog
Because he actually behaves

Mark:

Chica always listens
At least she's actually a dog
Unlike your poor example
A science experiment gone wrong.

Hey news flash homie
Your not actually real
Your a stupid animation
And you can't even feel

I have a heart
And emotions too
You don't know how the fans feel
You don't know their affection towards you

I can relate
I love the fan art they make
You don't even know love
Now go back to your stupid crate

Who won? Who's next? You decide!