Pico

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Oliver: hEy Piko!
Piko: yeah?
Oliver: Im gona show you something!
Piko: sure.
Oliver: its called Boku No Pico.
Piko: ok.
5 minutes later
Oliver: *ignoring the show*
Piko: WHAT?!
Oliver: what?
Piko: wHy?!
Oliver: You're the main character on the show, Pico, i mean Piko.
Piko: I HAVE SILVER/WHITE HAIR! NOT BLONDE! WTF DID YOU DO TO MY EYES OLIVEEEER?!
Oliver: I made your eyes realize that you're a small shota like Pico.
Piko: *murmers* i dont look like pico, you look like pico. blonde shota.
Oliver: SHUT UP!
Piko: YOU SHUT UP!
After 5 Hours of argument of Pico
Rin: *stops reading a book* I keep hearing the shotas fight, Meiko-san.
Meiko: yeah, i know.
Rin: aren't you in charge of everyone, Meiko-san?
Meiko: well yeah.
Rin: but those shotas are getting noisy. I cant focus on the book im reading..
Meiko: ...
Rin: I love this book so much, Meiko-san..
Meiko: ....
Rin: and those shotas wont stop..
Meiko: .....
Rin: Meiko-san?
Meiko: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Rin: MEIKO-SAN! *stops her to flip all of the tables*
Meiko: IM GOING INSIDE THEIR DORM! *barges*
Piko and Oliver: You shut UP! PICO IS--- *screams*
Meiko: STOP THOSE PICO CONVERSATIONS YOU TWO! BOKU NO PIKO IS EW!
Piko: its "Pico", Meiko.
Meiko: WHO CARES?!
Rin: *takes a small peek on the dorm* too much Piconess.. *sighs*
Meiko: YOU TWO ARE GROUNDED FOR THE WHOLE WEEK!
Oliver: but 1 week is like 1 year! Can you make it, only for today?
Meiko: 1 MONTH!
Piko and Oliver: *screams* ITS YOUR FAULT PICOOOOOOOOOO!

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