Yuki: Hello, everybody! I'm your protagonist for this story the perfectly normal Yukina Furano... I do normal tings everyday, having a normal life and a normal hobby. Everything is basically normal..And it's certainly just fine... I am also a pure literary girl....
Pure.... What is pure?
(FLASHBACK)
Mom: Yuki, there are some mangas in the store nearby... I hear they're having a sale today!
(Runs down stairs)
Yuki:REALLY MOM?! YISSS!!!
-goes to store like an innocent little twerp-
Yuki: Action... Drama... Shoujooooo
Wait.. Whats this one? SHOUNEN A-AI?
OMG! There are like hot guys on the cover, gotta get this one!
-goes back to house like an innocent twerp who's sanity is about to be taken minutes from now-
Yuki:Oh! It's this one.... 12 Count?(if u know what I mean)
(Insert obligatory Lenny face)
-minutes later-
Yuki:NOOOOO!!!!What is this piece of garbage!!!!???
Two guys kissing???!!! This is utter nonsense!!!!
I AM PURREEEEE!!! PURREEEEEE!!!!!
-throws manga-
-after a while
Yuki:(peeks)
(END OF FLASHBACK)
Yuki:WHY ARE THERE A QUEEN AND A KING??!!! I JUST NEED TWO GUYS KISSING EACH OTHER HAVING THEIR MOMENT ON AND HAVING NO FUCKS TO WORLD TO NOTHING LIKE WHOOPAAA~
ME, YOU
ALL OF US
THE ENTER HUMAN RACE-
WE ARE ALL PORN LOVERS
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE PORN!
(Imaginary claps)
Yuki:Thank you...
I JUST WANT TO PREACH EVERYBODY THAT YAOI IS CURE, YAOI IS LIFE, YAOI IS WHAT FORMS OUR VERY EXISTENCE...
Bye.....
Thanks for reading my work... In case if you haven't noticed this still isn't a chapter or any part of the story this is just the introduction of our protag, Yukina Furano-san, the Yaoi Preacher
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