shinee groupchat

deux

jonghyun, kibum, and taemin are online

kibum: have any of you guys seen minho?

kibum: he's been gone for five hours

taemin: he's asserting his masculinity

kibum: why?

taemin: jinki hyung was laughing at him bc he couldn't open a jar of pickles lmao

jonghyun: honestly I doubt that jinki hyung could either idk why hes lauhgign

jonghyun: **luahgin

jonghyun: fuck my life

jonghyun: *****lahugni

jonghyun: FUCK

jonghyun: L A U G H I N G

kibum: tag yourself im lahugni

jonghyun: fuck you

taemin: language

jinki is online

taemin: hey hyung how's life?

jinki: i accidentally made minho cry

jinki: he's not talking to me :'(( i feel bad

kibum: hyung its your own fault for laughing at him!!!! you know how he gets

jinki: alfkKDK ITS NOT MY FAULT

jinki: YOU SHOULDVE SEEN HIS FACE

jonghyun: where are the receipts????

jinki: sweaty i didn't bother to take a pic i like living in the moment ok u kids are too tech-focused

jonghyun: woah now hyung don't go all savage on us, i don't think we could handle it!!!!!!

taemin: ok that sounds fake but ok

kibum: you should still check on him though

kibum: make sure he doesn't hurt himself

jinki: skfjfkkskddo ok hang on

jinki is offline

jonghyun: how would he hurt himself, exactly????

kibum: he would find a way i know him

jinki is online

minho is online

minho: I AM THE MANLIEST MAN AROUND HERE OK

kibum: here we go

minho: HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN MY BICEPS???

minho: THEYRE LIKE FUCKINNG GOD BICEPS

minho: GOD-CEPS

jinki: of course ive seen them idk what you're talking about mingo

jonghyun: MINGO

taemin: MINGO

jonghyun: HAHAHAHAHAHA HEY MINGO HOWYA DOING COMRADE

kibum: you guys are ridiculous

taemin: oh, hey there mingo!!! whata wonderful day we're having!!!!

jinki: i fucked up i f u cked up

minho: you know

minho: i get it. i rly do

minho: im all alone in this band

minho left the chat

jinki: :,(

taemin: **group

kibum: really??

jonghyun: well, we are technically a group not a band bc we don't play instruments instead we dance to music that we have recorded and sing to them while dancing and don't actually play instruments live (for the most part) which means we're not technically a band. so taemin's right

taemin: ^^

kibum: damn i never knew that thankyou

jinki: guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! we pissed off minho!!!!!!

jonghyun: oh who cares he'll come around

taemin: ^^

kibum: you just need to apologize, hyung

jinki: :(((((((  how though

kibum added minho to the chat

kibum: that's how

jinki: oh hEY THERE MINNIE

jinki: OUR WONDERFUL MINHO

jinki: THE MOST FLAMING OF THE CHARISMAS

jonghyun: yikes he really sucks at this

taemin: ^^

kibum: shut the fuck up

taemin: language

jonghyun: ^^

kibum: oh my god, i can't handle this

kibum: I need a vacation from your crusty asses

jinki: MINHO IM SORDY

jinki: **sorry

jinki: YOURE THE MANLIEST MAN OUT THERE

jinki: IM SORRY FOR EVER QUESTIONIH YOU

jinki: **questioning

jinki: I UNDERSTAND IF YOU HATE ME

minho: hyung

jinki: AND I UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANT TO MOVE OUT OF THE DORM AND LEAVE

minho: hyung stop its okay

jinki: AND ITS OKAY IF YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE MY FACE EVER AGAIN

minho: HYUNGG ITS OKAY I FORGIVE YOU

minho: it's all good my dude

minho: i was just fucking with yall ;)

jinki: oh

jonghyun: 👀👀

taemin: 👀🐸☕️

kibum: oh my fucking god the amount of done i am rn is unbelievably high

jinki: that's okay

jinki: i mean, who are we without jokes?? hahaha..,,,,.

jinki: you keep doing that :))!!1!!

jinki left the chat

jonghyun: LMAO YOU FUCKED UP NOW

taemin: YOUR TURN, MANGO MAN

minho: fuck

kibum: bye fuck you guys

a/n: idk?????? wow