shinee groupchat

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jinki, jonghyun, kibum, minho, and taemin are online

jinki: guys i have something to tell you

jonghyun: you're gay

kibum: you're finally getting a solo album

taemin: you're gay AND you're getting a solo album

minho: congrats hyung!!!!!!!

jinki: NO fuck let me speak nasties

jinki: i just talked to our manager

jinki: we're disbanding :(

jonghyun: .

taemin: oh

kibum: what the fuck why???

jinki: HAHAHA JK!!! october fools!!!!!!!!

taemin: uh

jonghyun: what

minho: hyung its april fools.,,,,not october

jinki: what

kibum: im yodeling

taemin: why the fuck would it be october fools im crygni

jinki: no of course it's october fools why would it be in april????

minho: why would it be in october???

jinki: what are you talking about???

kibum: you all are fucking idiots

jinki: wait what why is it in april?? im so confused :..(

taemin: its something to do with history?? don't ask

jinki: aw rly :(

jinki: i gotta wait 6 months to make that joke again smh

jonghyun: but like . . . you just told it

jinki: you all will forget

minho: unlikely. i have the memory of an elephant, i remember everything. including my past life and the future.

taemin: you remember the future??

kibum: that doesn't make any sense

kibum: but hes my best friend so i support him

minho: aww thank u bff ily <3

jinki: i wish i had a bff

jonghyun: i'll be your bff!! 💖💖💖💖

jinki: :) 💕

taemin: lmao gay

kibum: you're one to talk

taemin: hey jongin and i are just friends >:((((

jonghyun: uhh

jinki: lol

minho: OCTOBER FOOLS!

taemin: DIE

jinki, jonghyun, kibum, minho, and taemin are offline

a/n: im sorry i suck @ updating but 1of1 era was a gift and i 💕 gaynee