QUOTES OF THE DAY (in order of best the least best):
D: "They like playing in things with holes"
Cr: "Daniel take your shirt off"
L: "She raped a squirrel"
M: "He didn't hump the tree"
K: "The pregnant man is back"
E: "There is a cock street in London"
An: "Kick the ball with your head"
Am: "I bit you finger"
S: "My partner Evidence"
Cl: "Eat fires man"
Background (just to prove we are not completely crazy):
D: We were in gym class and a few of the students well rolling around a tire that was on the football field.
Cr: She meant to say shoes. At least that is what she said.
L: I have no idea except he has been in the group to long.
M: One of the people in our group dared some body to hump a tree. She was just stating a fact.
K: I don't really know and I don't want to know."
E: It is true. I was just stating a fact even though it is cock lane.
An: Self explanatory just the wrong word used when we were playing soccer.
Am: No fucking idea.
S: I accidentally wrote evidence where name should have been. So of course he had to joke about it.
Cl: A reference to a K-Pop song I guess I don't know.
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HumorThese are quotes that my friend(and others) and l have sadly actually said. Read at your own risk. Sorry in advanced.
