M:
• "I wanna die being smothered by a book."
•"maniacal laughter* "Yes dye. Not die but you know dye"
•"Ye (｡･ω･｡)"
•"*chess board! Boom!! *explosion."
•"How do know Im not already a squirrel? *speaks into walky talky* They're onto me run!!"
•"You have very smooth skin.You look like a seal."
•"Mary McDonnel had a farm ee-ei-ee-ei-oh"
•"That man was gripping that cock by the head."
•"Confused salute?"
•"Another apple death."
•"Title of my Autobiography: A long train of What the fuck"
E:
•"And then Michel Bay comes and directs our lives."
•"Another panda that's more talented than us"
•"Here we have idiots in there natural habitat... War!!!"
Both:
•M: I need to wallow in shame
E:Dont worry it's your family's shame
•E: So we've already had a mental breakdown
M: Because of a pencil sharpener
BONUS ROUND:TEACHERS
•"Look at his butt!!"
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HumorThese are quotes that my friend(and others) and l have sadly actually said. Read at your own risk. Sorry in advanced.
