There once was a cookie. A very sexy cookie. There once was a man. A very horny man.
He likes cookies. He really really likes cookies. A LOT. Imagine...
The cookie on the table, it beckoned him, its crumbs sprawled gracefully around it. The way its warm chocolate glistened in the light from the heat lamp made his mouth water in hunger and anticipation as he neared. How could he resist? He couldn't. The smell of warmth and sweetness filled him the closer he got; intoxicating the very air he breathed. He couldn't possibly resist. But what would they think of him? What would they of him if they saw the look in his eyes or the stutter in his step. But he wanted it, this cookie. He could never resist this temptation, who would??
So close now, the sweetness, but still so far from what he wanted. Then a scary lady barged in and tool away his lover forever....
She ate his sexy cookie...
"You betch"
