Relationships, OC Names & Parents, and The Gods

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Relationships
•Thalia Isn't A Huntress
•the OC dates either Nico, Leo or Percy
•Nico isn't gay
•calypso doesn't exist
•Percy's Like "Annabeth, will you marry~ *Luna Moonshine appears* LUNA I LOVE YOU!"
•Pertemis. Honestly People, she's a freakin maiden goddess, and Percebeth will never break up
•Thalico. Really? What the hades, THEIR COUSINS FOR GAEAS SAKE!
•Perthalia. I'm not even. COUSINS!
•Pernico. Ok, I see where you getting this from but, honestly, their cousins!
•Pipercy. Do I have to? Really people?
•Solangelo. No one ships it! Nico is gay for hades sake and *spoils* Will and Nico are a thing in The Hidden Oracle. So... OTP! It used to e percebeth, but this I way cuter, honestly.
•Caleo. Leo's like *sees Percy and Luna making out* "Luna! MARRY ME!!!" Really people?
•Perlypso. Does anyone even ship this?
•Frazel. When Frank and Hazel do more then kiss. Their 15 & 13, great gods of Olympus you have dirty minds
•Pipebeth. Um...
•Jiper/Jasper. Their like 16, and apprently, it's not to early to have a kid.
•Octachael. ORACLES ARE MAIDENS; OCTAVIANS DEAD!
•Thalia has a kid with Luke. Really people? Really?
•Luke comes back to life and breaks up percebeth, then Luke Marrys Luna Moonshine
•Perianca. Sorry, I do ship it a bit, I know, cousins, but I ship it 5% over 95% (percebeth)
•Perachael. Ew, really? Why is Percy dating everyone?
OC Names & Parents
•the OCs name has something to do with their godly parent:
Luna Moonshine, Daughter of Artemis. Really people. 1) Artemis IS A MAIDEN. 2) Luna Moonshine? Really, are we really going to I there? Though I'm guilty of this to, like I had Lily Waters, Daughter Of Poseidon, but I deleted it since it stunk.
•Rose Gardener. Do I have to? Really? She's named after a flower, and she has Katie's Last Name.
•Here's One: Scarlett Shadow. Hades daughter is always Scarlett
•how about River Siren Blue. Really?
•the OC has a really long name;
Rose Tulip Dandelion Sunflower Daisy Orchid Forget-me-Nots Baby's Breath Grass Green Cereal...Gardener. Do I really have to say any more.
•Rose Tulip Dandelion Sunflower Daisy Orchid Forget-me-Nots Baby's Breath Grass Green Cereal...Gardener is a child of Hera.
The Gods
•Zeus is Percy's Favourite God
•Jason's Greek
•Demeter hates cereal (really?)
•Hera cheats on Zeus
•Artemis is married
•Percy and the seven are OLYMPIAN gods.
•Aphrodite is the goddess of maidenhood (do I even want to know how you came up with that...?).
•Hades is a Olympian (even Chiron did that. It was in BotL, he was saying three is a sacred number "Three Olympian SONS of Kronos")
•Hestia, Hera and Artemis have a child together.

Need I say more. *draws sword* "il get you Gaea, right now!" *trips on shoelace* "il get you Gaea, later!"

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