Troublemaker

☀ Monday Mornings ☀

I’m a very frequent patient for Monday-itis. But I like grabbing Monday by the balls and showing it whose boss. And that’s me!

And also today is the day I have to say goodbye to my friends because either my friends or I are getting sent away, or I’m getting homeschooled! Yay!

I apparently had to go to school earlier that usual to get my sign out papers and whatnot. So that narrows it down to either I’m getting sent away or I’m getting homeschooled.

And as I’m in High school along with my little brother Liam and older brother Matt we all had to get there early, which Matt and Liam weren’t happy about as they also don’t know where I’m going.

“Why do you have to be such a fucking rebel Riley?” Liam asked sighing

“Try fucking being the only girl among 10 boys Lee. You’d start doing crazy shit if you had 10 girls around you all. The. Time.” I said walking towards the front office.

“I don’t fucking have a class for 2 hours.” Matt complained as he followed me like a lost puppy.

“Shouldn’t have flipped your car, dickhead.” I said opening the glass door and walking towards the desk.

“Morning Troublemaker. You’re here early.” The receptionist joked.

“Yeah. I’m here to collect sign out forms or something.”

“Leaving us already Riley?” one of the other girls said fake hurting.

“Yeah. I was on TV all night last night. I’m just too famous.” I joked taking the papers from under the glass.

“Don’t let the fame get to your head kid. Come back when it’s filled out.” The receptionist said.

“Sure. Bye” I called as I walked out of the office, Liam and Matt still following me.

“Do you two want to die?” I asked stopping in my tracks causing the two to clash into each other.

“Well… There’s no one else here, so we might as well have a sibling bond.” Matt said.

“Well, Sibling bonding for me consists of me slowly cutting off your balls and forcefully feeding them to you.” I said keeping a serious face.

“Liam hasn’t got balls” Matt said earning him a punch from Liam.

“Do you want to keep yours Matt?” I asked tilting my head to the side.

“I have an essay I have to write. Cya sis.” Matt said running off towards the Library.

“Want to keep your babies Liam?” I asked my little brother.

“Well, apparently I have none, so I’m cool.” Liam said walking beside me.

“Ok. If you say so lil bro.” I said walking towards the bathrooms. I opened up the girls bathroom door and stepped aside.

“You coming?” I asked

“I’m a boy. I can’t.” Liam said looking at me like I was crazy.

“Well, you have no balls. So you can.” I joked as I stepped away from the doors so it could close.

30 minutes after arriving at school, people slowly start to file into the hallways and the homerooms. There’s only 10 minutes left till the bell so If I don’t see Holly, Chris and James before the bell, I’ll see them in homeroom as we’re all together.

After not spotting them at the lockers or around the cafeteria I walked to homeroom to where I was greeted with a full room of applause.

“All hail Jesus” Billy said bowing down to me.

“Who wants signatures?” I asked in a really girly voice causing everyone to erupt with cheers.

“Don’t flatter yourself though Riley. This is only because you were on every channel last night. It was hard to get away from you.” Billy said standing up and taking a seat.

“I wasn’t flattered. I was playing along.” I said taking my seat. Approx. 10 seconds before the bells Holly, Chris and James walked into the room cheering about something.

“Welcome back to jail!” Holly said taking a seat beside me.

“What are the papers for?” James asked.

“I’m leaving. Today’s my last day.” I told them.

“Aww. Can I have some goodbye sex later on?” Chris asked

“No Chris. You can’t.” I said hitting him upside the head.

“Where are you going?” Holly asked sliding the papers over to her.

“I’m not sure. I’m either getting sent away to like boarding school or some shit or I’m getting homeschooled. Either one is fine.” I said

“Have you ever thought that you might go to a private school?” Chris asked

“Doubt it. It’s Los Angeles. Anyone who attends a private school here are rich snobs.” I said taking back my papers.

“Which you are.” James said from across the table.

“Which I’m not.” I replied.

“Have you seen your house?” Chris asked

“Yes. I live in it. I’m not blind.” I said slightly confused.

“It’s huge!” Chris said dragging the words out.

“It isn’t” I said.

“It fucking it” James said.

“It’s only big for you two because it’s just you and your parents at your house. At the Stella house, it’s Riley and 20 other people.” Holly explained

“I suppose” the two boys said in unison.

“Good morning people.” My homeroom teacher said as she walked in.

By the end of the day, I got all the signatures I needed to leave. And now, I’m no longer a student at Beverly Hills High school.

It’s been tradition to graduate high school at BHHS and I have just broken that tradition. It feels good, but at the same time, feels like I’ve disappointed the family.

When I got home, I walked into the living to find Dylan, Damien, mom and dad sitting down, the two twins giving me evil looks.

“Hi family!” I said enthusiastically. “What is the special occasion?” I asked.

“We need to talk” Mom said signaling for me to take a seat beside Dylan.

“I figured.” I said in a matter-of-fact tone.

“Hunny, I saw you on the TV last night and your father and I have put forward a change.” Mom said handing me a blue display folder.

“As much as we didn’t want to do this, we have to.” Dad spoke. “Doing this has broken the family tradition of graduating high school and Beverly Hills, but it has to be done.”

“Can I open the folder now?” I asked excitedly.

“Mom, Dad. Tell her already!” Dylan said pointing his phone at me.

“Hunny, we’re transferring you to a private school.”

“What?!” I said dropping the folder, causing all the broachers to fall out.

Wow, ok. So I got myself a new laptop the other day, and I bought Microsoft Office 365 and it's so fancy. It is nothing I have seen in my life. It's actually really cool. Makes me feel more professional. I don't think that this chapter is really long, but I had to re-write it so yeah.