Q & A

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Enjoy a picture of Drake AKA Whip Hand I found online.
All of you need to read the "Gone" series right now
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Q: What time is it? What's in your fridge? Can I eat what's in your fridge?
A: It's currently 12:25 PM EST. I have food (some slightly moldy). And *hissssssssssss* My
Foooooooooood

Q: Which is better: Doritos or Cheetos?
A: Dorcheetos

Q: Would you take the chance to have all the knowledge in the world, but no one believes you?
A: Maybe. Then I would know if Donald Trump would be president. And then I could be really rich because I'd be the best spy ever. but I would probably die. Then I couldn't do Q & As because I would know everything you would ask.

Q: Have you ever explored the whole universe on a unicorn then met Bill Cipher without a spacesuit then order a weird universal coffee then go back on a dolphin eating coffee cakes?
A: No. Can't say I have. I'll be looking forward to it though.

Q: dO yOu meme?
A: *turns into Grumpy Cat* NO.

Q: Do you watch filthy frank?
A: Nope, I've heard of it but I've never watched them. Am I missing out?

Q: Do you think Cory in the House is an anime?
A: HOLY FUDGENUGGETS I FORGOT THAT SHOW EXISTED
YES
YES IT'S AN ANIME

Q: What is your reaction when any electronic device you are using is on critical battery?
A: "Oh, crapcastle"

Q: Would you marry a cat?
A: Depends on the cat.

Q: What video games to you play? What games do you want to play?
A: Assassin's Creed all the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I have to turn the blood FX off though because my mom hates it XD
And I want to play a lot of the virtual reality games coming out. You have no idea how much I love virtual reality.

Q: WILL YOU BE MY INTERNET SENPAI?
A: SURE RANDOM STRANGER

Q: How do you think the world will end?
A: When too many feels happen at once and all the fangirls will explode, thus creating a shortage of females to carry children. The human population will perish because the terrible Feels disease has no cure. The jellyfish population will starve every other ocean creature, and the ecosystem will collapse. Life as we know it will wither and die, and sheep will become the dominant species.
Or Donald Trump becomes president.

In all seriousness, I think human stupidity will end the world. We're going to kill everything and then die, or some idiots who think nukes are a great idea to settle conflicts will get trigger happy.

Q: Are you potate carrot?
A: ...

Q: What fandoms are you in? Have you ever heard of Homestuck?
A: Fandoms: Too many to count, but here's one:
http://youtu.be/pIzpolYCHII

Yes, I've heard of Homestuck, it looks cool, but I've really just watched animations and speedpaints on YouTube *shrugs*

Q:Why did you decide to make a Wattpad account?
A: For the sake of communication with some friends who said it was cool. That was.... mid-February of 2015?
It always makes me laugh when I see this:
Me: I've been here over a year and have over 360 followers! Yay!
Someone else: Whoo, 3 month anniversary and I just hit 5K followers! I have no friends!
So yeah.

Q: Coffee or tea?
A: I prefer cofftea with my Dorcheetos.

Q: Are you a potato?
A: ..Yeah. I'm a pineapp- potato. Definitely a potato. Just look at my potatoness. You simply can't deny I am indeed beyond a shadow of a doubt a pine- potato.

Q: Hogwarts or Camp Half-Blood?
A: I love snacking on my Dorcheetos and cofftea at Camp Hogblood.
*whispers* You're a wizard, Percy

Q: Is there a moose eating your muffin under your bed while reading Twilight? Also I know your secret I KNOW YOU'RE A PINEAPPLE
A: She loves her muffins and Twilight.
(Shhhhhhh I'm a glorious potato)

Q: DO YOU LIKE CATS OR POTATOES BETTER? IF CATS, WHAT'S THE WEIGHT OF AN ELEPHANT? IF POTATOES, GO GET A CAT AND LOVE IT TIL THE END OF TIME.
A: I CANNOT ABANDON MY PI- POTATO BRETHREN! I SHALL GET A CAT AND NAME IT SIR FERGLESCHNAFFLE.

Q: DO YOU WANNA KNOW MY SECRET?
A: NO, BUT TELL ME ANYWAYS
I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMORE
COME OUT THE DOOR
IT'S LIKE YOU'VE GONE AWAY

Q: Why are you bicurious? Were you influenced by someone, or did it just randomly happen?
A: I'm bicurious because of google and trying to figure out if there was a label for how I feel about people.

Q: If Phil is on a train going 75mph east, and Michel is on a train going 80mph west, and the trains are scheduled to stop at the same station, using the volume of purple, the amount of milk produced by a cow in a day, and the number of apples on the tree, when will each train get to the station? (please help I don't understand common core math)
A: Well first you need to calculate the mass of the sun in piggy banks. Then you use that number to find out how many pancakes John put on the roof. With that, you know the color of the marble Jenny pulled out of the skull. The answer is rainbow because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST
A: WOULD YOU SMOOCH A GHOST?

Q: How do you get all the info on art thieves?
A: People spam me with PMs. I honestly don't mind since I can't read comments half the time, PMs are a bit more reliable. Keep 'em coming guys :)
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I spent an hour on this what am I doing with my life

10 days of school left
5 days this week
4 days (memorial day) the following week
And then 1 day on Monday the week after that.

God I'm tired.

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