Bowser vs. Blastoise

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This is my pair up of a Bowser vs Blastoise battle. Now right off the bat I loooove Pokemon so Blastoise wins for me but statistically who would actually win?

So Blastoise is the fully evolved form of the beloved starter Pokemon squirtle. It has high defense and has f**** cannons on his back. What could be better.

Bowser is one of the bosses in Mario (as you SHOULD KNOW). He used to be the best character in super smash bros. He has a crazy high attack power, and he's a turtle so he's effectively get the same defense as Blastoise.

Right know it sounds like bowser is winning but think again people. The new bowser is sh*t in smash bros and is getting pushed out of the picture by Bowser Jr.

Another thing is that bowser is weak to fire. Blastoise is a water type. This Means that they are both water types. Which means there is no type advantage.

Conclusion: Old bowser could beat Blastoise but he would wreck the new one. So it's a tie. YEAH ITS A TIE GET OVER IT.

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