-( My friend UndyneGamerGirl made this joke during school one day, and I love it XD . Now I'll share it to all of you! )
Natsu: Hey Luce, I have somethin' for ya!
Lucy: Me? What is it Natsu?
Natsu: *Gives Lucy 1000 jewl ( I feel like I'm spelling it wrong X3 ) * I heard you're kinda stuck with your rent again, so here's a little boost to help you out!
Lucy: Gee, thanks Natsu! You're the be-
Alphys: *Suddenly appears behind Lucy* NALU!
Dear god Alphys, what did Mira do to you?
Alphys: NALU NALU NALU NALU NALU NALU NALU!
Natsu: What the hell is "Nalu"?
Lucy: Are you really that clueless?!
Alphys, guess what?
Alphys: NAL- What?
You can't ship Natsu, you know why?
Alphys: Th-that can be argued with, but why?
Because Natsu has motion sickness :3 .
Alphys:............... *Walks away*
~~~~~5 Minute Time skip~~~~~
Natsu: SERIOUSLY! *Walks up to Mirajane* WHAT THE HECK IS NALU?!
Mirajane: *Says with a cute, and innocent face* Your ship name with Lucy!
Natsu: Me and Luce don't have a ship!
Lucy: *Thinks* Are you kidding me?! Is he really that idiotic?!
Even if they did have a ship together, it wouldn't be set sail much, 'cause motion sickness :3 .
Mirajane: ...............*Walks away too*
Ahahahahahahahaha! Get dunked on >:3 !
Sans: *From the distance* That's my line ;~; .
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The Book Of Randomness.
RandomI just created this to spam people with my weird randomness. This can include fangirling, parodies, things to annoy people, and many more. So yeah. Read if you want, this is one of my not serious stories XD .
