-( Probably one of the weirdest chapters, but eh. I could totally imagine this happening. )
Ichiya; So, you're saying you want to do a pose off with me?
Mettaton (ex) : Just to cool down. You have no idea how Keara treats me on a daily basis, darling.
Ichiya: And you have no idea how poorly my honey, Erza, treats me, men! (I think Ichiya has a problem with saying "men" . He says it waaaaaaay too much. )
Mettaton (ex) : Alright! I'll wipe the floor with you darling! *Poses dramatically*
Ichiya: Not bad, but i can do better! Meeeeen! *Poses dramatically, and the anime sparkle things appear*
Mettaton (ex), and Ichiya: *Both posing dramatically*
*From a distance*
They disgust me.
Erza: I learn to respect all people, but Ichiya is just too much to handle.
What about Mettaton?
Erza: He's okay, he reminds me of Ichiya on some occasions though, so i don't really want to be friends with him, just acquaintances.
They both make me sick though.
Erza: That's true.
*Cue silence*
...............Uh, Titania?
Erza: You can just call me Erza, and yes?
Would spying on them count as stalking?
*Back to the two weird people*
Mettaton (ex) : You're not so bad. Say, what's your name?
Ichiya: *Poses for no reason* I am the one, and only, Ichiya Vandalay. May i ask your name?
Mettaton (ex) : My name is Mettaton.
Ichiya: *Keeps randomly posing* Men. No last name?
Mettaton (ex): No, but judging someone by first glance, or knowing one thing about them, isn't everything. *Flips his switch and returns back to regular MTT*
Ichiya: Very true. I believe we can get along very well. *Poses* Men.
Mettaton: I believe so too.
-( This chapter was inspired by someone named @Cobalt257 . Now the two weirdos are friends..........i don't know how to feel about this XD )
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The Book Of Randomness.
RandomI just created this to spam people with my weird randomness. This can include fangirling, parodies, things to annoy people, and many more. So yeah. Read if you want, this is one of my not serious stories XD .
