Roy was at Jason's (and Blair's) safehouse. He was drinking and making conversation that made an X rated moive look like a Disney musical.
"Why are you here again Roy?" Jason usally didn't mind his friend coming over but something was nagging at the back of the formar boy wonder's mind. Jason knew he was forgetting something.
Blair walked into the room, looking at her phone. "Jay, did you just open a bottle of vodka- Roy get out. Get out now.
"What is it babe, seeing me makes you regret choosing Jay bird," Roy slurred out.
Blair looked really pissed at Roy and Jason. Jason, for the life of him, could not remember why.
"Pixie's coming over. Her parents have to go to some cheer competition thing with her sister. Bruce was going watch her but he has a bussiness meeting in England. Alferd went too so he could visit his couisins."
"Ohhh, Blondie is staying over. Roy leave."
Roy pouted and took another swing of his beer. "I am still here."
"We know, Harper. Leave."
"Wait. Wait. Wait. Who the hell is Pixie and is she hot?"
Blair's face grew a venomous look, "if you ever even consider, for a second, laying a pinky on her, I will end your life so fast you won't even know it happened."
The sound of a key unlocking the safehouse door could be heard. Pixie opened it and stepped inside.
"Hi guys!"
"What the f*ck? You're like 2 years old," Roy said before gulping down more beer.
"First, I'm 13 almost 14. Second, Blair who is he?"
"That's Roy Harper, Jason's friend, and a worst influence then me."
Pixie looked dumbfounded, "How is that possible?"
Blair smirked at her friend. "I'm still trying to figure that out myself. Wanna order pizza?"
"Okay. I also brought monopoly!"
"I'M THE F*CKINF BEST AT MONOPOLY!" Roy screamed.
"Roy, go home you're drunk." Pixie's comment made Jason laugh so hard that he was doubled over. Blair was also cracking up. Roy sat, obviously offended.
When Blair finished laughing she turned to Pixie. "Let's play monopoly."
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Hours later, Pixie and Blair were still in the middle of a vicious monopoly battle. Jason and Roy were taking shots.It was a miracle that Roy didn't have alcohol poisoning yet.
"And I swear she had the fattest-"
"YOUNG TEEN ENTERING THE ROOM!" Pixie yelled towards the two men.
"So have is monopoly done yet?" Jason asked.
"No. Pixie refuses to quit." Blair glared at her young friend.
"Blair is in denial that she is being beat."
"I am not!"
"Yes you are!"
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" Roy chanted.
"Roy, who is your last girlfriend?" Pixie asked.
"NO F*CKING IDEA."
"Why are you yelling?"
"I'M NOT."
"Donna Troy was his last girlfriend," Jason stated.
"You should call her," Pixie directed told Roy with an overly sweet voice.
Roy's yelling was suddenly a whisper. "I should...."
"Roy, no."
"I NEED TO CALL HER, JAY."
"No!" Roy lunged for Jason's phone, knocking over several bottles of liquor in the process. Jason was holding back his very drunk friend.
"BLONDIE, THAT WAS NOT OKAY!" Jason shouted.
"I NEED TO TALK TO DONNA!"
Blair and Pixie watched as Jason and Roy wrestled for the phone.
"Wow. That escalated quickly," Blair said.
"Yeah.....and it's kinda my fault. Oops?"
"There are worse things you can do. Let's finish our game."
"Okay."
Blair closed the door to her room so she could muffle the sounds of Roy and Jason's fight and play monopoly in peace.
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30 Days Of Blair Todd
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