Ereri One Shots

Sleepy Little Corporal

Another boring meeting. Eren sat down on one of the chairs, looking around. Three military policemen, Commander Erwin and Hanji. He felt his stomach sink. So it was about his titan form. He gulped. He hoped he wouldn't die. He realised that Levi wasn't in the room. Just as he was about to ask, the door slammed open and Levi strode in. He glared at Eren. Too late, Eren realised that there were no chairs left. He half rose from his seat, but Levi slammed him back down on it. Eren looked at him, scared. Levi gave a huff, and did something that shocked Eren.

He sat down in Eren's lap.

Eren gasped. He wasn't the only one. Hanji swooned as Levi adjusted himself. Eren blushed. Levi leaned back, resting his head on Eren's shoulder. Crossing his legs, Levi snapped, "Well?" Everyone looked at him. "Aren't we going to start the meeting?" He glared so fiercely that Eren could see the policemen shudder.

"Er, yes." Erwin said, shaking his head quickly, seeming upset. Hanji giggled. The policemen looked unsure of themselves. Eren chuckled quietly, leaning his head against Levi's. Levi grumbled, but didn't try to move Eren's head, so Eren left it there. He wrapped his arms around Levi's waist, and Levi didn't move it. They sat there, together, completely content.

Halfway through the meeting, Eren felt Levi shift. Eren's eyes widened as Levi curled into a ball, tucking himself against Eren's chest. Eren blushed. Levi's eyes were open, but they seemed empty. His face and body were completely relaxed. He looked almost... cute. Then Eren realised. Levi was asleep. He began to snore softly, nuzzling into Eren's shoulder. Eren gasped as he felt Levi's hands creep up his shirt. He went bright red. "H-heichou!" he stuttered. Hanji stiffled a shriek.

"Aww!" she squealed softly. "So cute!" Erwin rolled his eyes. The military Police gaped.

"Eren..." Levi muttered drowsily. "Warm..." he wriggled closer. Eren, still blushing, put his arms around Levi, pulling him closer.

"First, I'm a chair, now, I'm a heater. You sure have a lot of uses for me." Eren muttered. Erwin chuckled.

"Meeting adjourned." he said. "We'll meet up again tomorrow. This time, I'll bring an extra chair." Erwin chuckled again. Hanji sighed.

"Can I stay here?" she asked.

"Please don't!" Eren pleaded. "You're a lot of fun, and if Heichou finds you spying on him, he'll kill you!" Erwin laughed outright. Levi groaned, and grabbed a wooden paperweight. Erwin somehow managed to dodge the missile, and he chuckled again. He walked out the door, ruffling Levi's hair as he went past. Levi glared sleepily at him, chin propped on Eren's shoulder. Eren giggled and cuddled him. Levi sighed and went back to sleep.