Harrison woke up from his 9328752 year nap, refreshed and completely not ready for the day. His eyes were lost, and his phone wasn't charged. How was he supposed to see weird porn at school now?!
But nevertheless, he donned his sacrificial cloak and rolled on the bus where Hannah was waiting. Hannah wasn't a cool person, but her love of literally nothing and plummeting self esteem made Harrison feel better about himself.
After a short conversation about murder and how the new Shapes flavours need to die, they arrived at school and Hannah ran off to jump in the trash and cry. Her favourite kind.
Harrison, on the other hand, rushed to his usual cliche meeting place with fluffy blanket. The roof of the school.
He waited for about 8e347934 hours before he started to get worried, and only after 1234567e89 years did he decide to check his phone, where there was a message from Fluffy Blanket's mother. It said: "Soz m8 fuwa fuwa berenketu wa sik desu ka. iie school desu ka."
Harrison groaned, not only at the weeb actions of his girlfriends mother, but that he had to go throughout the entire day without his dear Fluffy Blanket!
Glumly, he walked back to his class which he was late for. Miss Potter stared really hard again, but Harrison only fell to the ground and shit/came in his pants slightly, and slug walked his way to the desk.
After countless hours of TED ant initiation presentations, Harrison rolled out of that class for lunch, where he sat alone. He didn't even have the energy to buy a chocolate from the chocolate box, or punch Mr Bailey in the face for stealing the last curried egg sandwich.
He only did that with fluffy blanket.
"H-Harrison kun..." A small, sickeningly sweet voice said from behind him. "Are y-you okay, s-senpa- I MEAN HARRISON!"
"Fine." He grumbled back, staring at the specal ge smoothie cup that was now empty. Like his lungs.
"Y-you seem down." The girl said.
Harrison turned around to face them, planning to scream at them that nobody asked them to come, but stopped mid screech when he saw her.
She was short and plump, a beautiful shade of purple against the white floor of the cafeteria, big and blue anime eyes had been stitched into her... body part, but the cartoonishly oval and pink blush was emitted only by her. She was beautiful.
(She was also a fucking beanbag, but we'll leave that out for the moment)
"H-Harry kun?" She stuttered out.
"Beanbag chan, I thought you moved to Russia." Harrison said.
"I... I came back for you!" Beanbag chan stated.
"Soz m8 i lick eggs-I MEAN FLUFFY BLANKET." Harrison quickly corrected himself, a bit embarrassed at his sudden outburst. "I have a girlfriend."
"WHAT?!"
Beanbag chan was furious, how dare some slut take her dear Harry kun??!
"They even had sex on my trash can." Hannah stated, peeking out from the nearby trash.
"Not helping." Harrison stated.
"Soz."
Meanwhile, Beanbag chan was now ultra mega super sugoi fucking batman exploding rage, with goku hair growing on her feet and blue anime sticker eyes turning blood red.
"If you're so confident about your girlfriend, why isn't she here?!"
"Sick." Harrison replied. Beanbag chan blinked, calming down slightly.
"So she's not at school today?"
"Nope."
B chan (2 lazy to write) smiled, somehow completely calm and smiling after that complete PMS parade. She sat (or rolled because she's a beanbag) on the ground with a poof, almost inviting Harrison to sit down.
"But... but B Chan..." Harrison said dramatically, holding a hand to his forehead. "It would be betraying my relationship!"
"Do it. Fgt." B chan said.
"Well because I'm the equivalent of an anime protagonist, I'm just going to allow myself to be swayed from my totally logical restraint and go along with your wishes." Harrison stated, placing his eczema riddled ass on the crinkly purple fabric.
"oh~" the soft moan of B Chan came as a surprise, so he moved his ass a little more, creating another moan. This was rad!
Suddenly, the familiar shuffle of a quilt on ground filled everyone's ears, and filled Harrison with dread.
"Fluffy Blanket!" Harrison called, kicking B Chan away with an ant, making her fly out the window that was in the middle of the room. "It's not what it looks like!"
Harrison took Fluffy Blankets silence as a cry of betrayal.
"It's not betrayal! Please BB! I love you!" Harrison said.
Harrison took Fluffy Blankets silence as a cliche sad heartfelt goodbye, and cried as Fluffy Blanket flopped out of the room.
