Gravity Falls: Bill Cipher

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Victim 26: Bill Cipher

Methords: 15

1: Call him a Dorito Dream Demon of Doom

2: Paint him orange

3: Mock him on how two kids managed to beat him

4: Show him all the fanfictions and fanart of all his pairings

5: Repeatedly poke his eye

6: Steal his hat and feed it to Waddles

7: Look him in a room he can't escape fro and UNLEASH THE FANGIRLS!!!

8:Make him kiss Dipper or Ford or both

9: Tell him he could never take over the world and it is to cichè of a plan maybe he should try something else

10:Trick him into drinking Mable juice

11:Sell him on ebay or any other website

12:Make him watch his defeat on a loop until he snaps

13: Bryn his hat and cane

14: Introduce him to Navi from the Ledgend of Zelda series, then proceed to somehow make him unable to destroy/get away/hide from her

15:Trap him in a Dorito bag that's Bill proof and sell it to a fangirl

Warning!!!

I hope you Bill proofed your mind or um... good luck my dear reader.

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