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Victim: Starscream
Methord: 10
1: Mock his heels (I mean thrusters.)
2: Super glue ribbons to his wings. (It will look like it's flowing when he rakes off.)
3: Convince a few people/bots/cons to follow him around sing a theme song you wrote for him. (You can join in too . The more the merrier!)
4: Hog tie him and lock him in a room of fangirls. Video tape what happens.
5: When everyone is deep in recharge. Sneak into his room and wake him up with Metallica played at the loudest volume right by his audio receptor!
6: Introduce him to the fanart and fanfictions about him.
7: Calmly walk up to him in the middle of the day and yell at the top of your lung that he stole your llama. Repeat this for as long as possible.
8: Climb onto his shoulder and refuse to move. Then start acting like a parrot.
9: Copy everything he does behind his back. Only stop when you noticed, but repeat once he turns away again. (This should be done until he tries to force you to stop.)
10: Ask him why his voice is so high pitched. Before he can answer say you only thought dolphins could reach those notes.
WARNING:
He is going to shoot you, you know squish you or something worse. You may want to hide somewhere like maybe Finland. (I hear it's lovely this time of year.)
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How to annoy....
AléatoireI was thinking I love reading these so I made one. I'll annoy diffrent anime, video game and cartoon character. Enjoy reading ^-^. I don't own anything only own my self.
