Part 1: the phantom faggot

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It was a dark and stormy night at lolcow castle. The three retards, Chris chan, sammyclassicsonicfan, and super minecraft kid, are fighting over what they plan to do next. " I want to find myself a boyfriend free girl" Chris gingerly states." It's no use!" Sammy whines." YOU ALL ARE FUDGING FAGGOTS!!" SMK squealed." Why are you not cussing?" Chris asks." MY STUPID FRIGGIN PARENTS GROUNDED ME!!" SMK yelled uncontrollably."we need to stop memestar!" Sammy squealed"FRIGG YOU, WE STRIKE THE MEMELORDS TONIGHT!!" SMK bellowed. And so, the retards plotted on how to kill the memelords... speaking of the memelords, the 4 of them are out in the premium rice fields. The first memelord jumps out revealing... Idubbz. The second memelord was revealed, being none other than... Ethan Klein. The third memelord opens a hypercringe portal and walks out, revealing Pyrocynical. The leader then plummets out of the sky, still being shrouded by the cloak. He then announces" welcome... To the rice fields"he then rips off the cloak, revealing... LORD FRANKU OF THE FILTH!!( cue epic sax solo) idubbz states" hey... That's pretty good."." Almost as good as the cancer is strong in memestar" pyro quips. "About keemster... I just found out that he found out how to transform himself to an actual gnome!" Ethan blurted out. " it's time to stop! Him!" Frank announced." We must leave, now! Away, to kill the gnome!" Idubbz announced. And so, the memelords were away to kill the gnome....

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⏰ Last updated: May 23, 2016 ⏰

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