1.Are you a dementor because you suck the happiness out of everyone when you enter the room.
2.Get your head out of Your Chamber Of Secrets.
THIS NEXT ONE HAS SWEARS BEWARE!
3.Are you a gryffinwhore? (No, why?) Because you let every Slytherin!!
4. Honey the only thing that could save that outfit is an invisibility Cloak!
5.Girl if you gave that shirt to a house elf They would give it back.
AND THE LAST FINAL ONE
I can tell you didnt get an O.W.L in transfiguration because otherwise you wouldve done Something about that face!!
Stop saying those things, You are looking at ME the mirror of Erised! Stop insulting your dream
