A/n: this is after a Steven universe episode, hit the diamond. If you watch su, but haven't seen this episode yet, please do not read this! Aside from that, I hope you enjoy.
Also: There may be some spelling mistakes!
You and Dippers Age: 20
Y/N's POV
Me, Dipper, Mabel, Wendy, Soos, and Ford just found a barn to hide in. We had been poking around Dippers clones society. His clones had apparently found the scanner - that Stan eventually threw out - and started a whole society in the forest! They found out we were there and sent five Dippers after us. We finally had found somewhere to hide--the barn
I put my hands on my knees, exasperated. "God, they run fast." I breathed out.
"Okay, we need a plan." Dipper said, starting to pase back and forth.
"Why don't you just go out there and pretend to be one of them?" Mabel asked. "What good will that do?" He asked, stopping and turning his head toward her. "You could tell them that you'll check this barn and just come over here, walk back, and say 'hey! This barns empty!' " She explained, also catching her breath.
He looked like he was thinking for a moment. He looked up at Ford. "Grunkle Ford?"
"It's the best thing we've got." Dipper nodded and took off his hat. He walked out and did what Mabel said.
Dippers POV
I walked out of the barn nervously and stood next to one of the dippers.
"Hey guys! What are we doing here? haha..." I laughed nervously.
"Yeah, what are we doing here?" The Dipper at the end of the line asked. The Dipper is front of us (who seemed like the leader) eyes scanned down the line.
"It seems like their more of us than usual. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5." he counted me and the others, not including himself. "Yeah. Five dippers." He nodded to himself. "Now, where are the five we were chasing earlier?"
"They're definitely not in that barn over there!" I yelled quickly. "Oh, I didn't see that, let's go check there."
"I can go check! By myself!" I said nervously, running over to the barn.
"They want to search the barn!" I yelled after I got back to the barn.
"We heard." Mabel said.
"We saw." Wendy said, laughing slightly.
"Yeah, man, you looked really nervous." Soos laughed.
"Let's ambush them!" Y/n yelled, holding up a baseball bat. "Where'd you get a baseball bat from?" I asked. "That box over there." Y/n swung her bat over toward a tipped over box full of baseball supplies. "Okay..."
"No one needs to get hurt guys. Let's use princible. Maybe we can make a deal with them or something." Ford said, calmly.
"But what do I do?" I asked nervously. "Just say this barn has homeless people." Mabel answered. I sighed. "I don't wanna go alone."
"I'll go dude. I'll be your back up." Soos said, raising his arms. "Here's a back up for your back up." Y/n said, handing Soos the bat.
We walked back out to the other Dippers after Soos scruffred up his clothes a little so he looked homeless.
"I checked the barn! All I found was a bunch of homeless people! Haha!" I exclaimed, feeling my face sweat. "Yup! Nothin' in there but us homeless people!" Soos said, stupidly.
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