The Book of Meryl Streep : The New Testament

Burials

Meryl had got out Rods sperm and got out her pipette. She took a huge scoop of the sperm and inserted it right into her vagina. She closed the lid and put it back in the cupboard in case she didn't become pregnant.
She felt alone and didn't know what to do. The smell of the dead bodies made her feel a warm fuzzy feeling inside. She went for a walk. She thought it was disrespectful for them not to have a proper burial. She put all the bodies in her truck and drove to massive field. She dug a massive hole and dumped them all there. She wrote on a stone:

Here lies the broken dicks and sore vaginas of Wisconsin.

She had saved 5 bodies. Michael, Rod, Griffen, Nadine & Quincy. She buried them separately with their own gravestones. She had a place to come and talk to them. She had planted beautiful roses by the graves. It gave her a sense of relief.