REBUILT

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

I dont own Hetalia, nor do i own the PH, but i own this OC. :P. The time is set on the present time, around election day, the candidacy will not be the main focus though

MARIA CLARA "LUZON AND VISAYAS OF THE PHILIPPINES " DELA CRUZ

Phili was unamused. It was time to find another president, and to her, the candidates were probably some money crocodiles. And she was already pissed at the current president that was from the Aquilo-Cojuan family that stemmed from long ago. They mustve been so charismatic that her countrymen havent even noticed it until this year.

"I hate our government." Philippines said to her self while sulking. All her life, the presidents were always bad. Either they were useless, corrupted or bossy. She was already pissed to the core. Filipinos are known to be, "pikon", which means easily angered.

She stood up and went outside to climb her mango tree. She reached out to pluck the biggest and the reddest one
( this is an apple mango). She went down with a huff and went inside peel it.

After peeling it she went to get some "uyap", a filipino dip, which are tiny shrimps mixed with spices to make it taste good. She put some in a platter and proceeded to dip her mango in it, when her phone suddenly rang.

"What now." She muttered to herself.

She looked at it and saw that it was Mindanao.

"Kuya, ano na naman po?" (Big brother, what do you want)

"Huh? di ko lagi kasabot ug tagalog kaayo!"(Huh? I told you I cant understand tagalog very much!
{ Philippines is a South East Asian country, and SEA countries usually have multiple languages})

"Ay, sorry. Unsa man?"(Oh, sorry. What?)

"Uy, day! Si mayor ba, sa dabaw, mu sign up kaha?" (Hey, do you think the mayor in davao city would run for pres.?)

"Ambot, ngano man?" ( I dont know, why?)

"Nakita baya ni mo ang nahitabo sa dabaw, gikan sa murder capital nimo, nahimong safest city."(You did see what happened to davao right? From Murder Capital to Safest City!)

"Ambot niya, basin diay di siya ganahan, 71 na baya to!"(I dont know about him, maybe he doesnt want to, he is 71 now.)

"Basta ako tong pugson du! Sige, baboosh Luis!"( I dont care. Alright, bye Luis! {Baboosh is a slang, and Luis isnt Phil's human name, its a nickname that Mindanao gave because Phil represents both Luzon and Visayas, while Mindanao is only Mindanao.})

Phili cut the line, and proceeded to finally eat and watch korean novelas. The best, she says.

wololo timeskip brought to you by mouth watering green mangoes.

Phili was once again, unamused. She ate too much mangoes that her teeth had gone wackos that even drinking water is torture. Regardless of the pain, she drank cold water and went to brush her teeth to renew the lost calcuim.

"Why is our national fruit this evil?" She thought to herself.

She then finally smiled and said "This is what makes me strong, so ill get through the pain just to taste it, ha, that was pretty deep if i say so myself." #hugotpamore (a filipino trend)

She finally stood up and went outside of her bahay kubo to help her farmers with the rice fields.

JUAN "MINDANAO OF THE PHILIPPINES" DELA CRUZ

I need to find a way to make him sign up.

That was the only thing that was circling around Mindanao's mind. Rody Dimente, was the only hope the Philippines had. He was perfect. Strong, intimidating, kind, and fast moving at the same time, though he may or may not have killed some drug lords and criminals on public display, even though it was banned and said some very colorful words but atleast Davao was very peaceful now. It was the best place to be. Unless you were a criminal of course, you'd be dead. Literally.