Syringe the Bleach, a Leafyishere X Reader

~Deep Dirty Thoughts~

You're sitting next to Calvin while he makes his cancerous videos (Its just a meme. Kill yourselves). He takes a deep breath in, and cringes at the slightest smell.

Calvin's POV
"This bitch fuckin smells of sulfur blended with fish extract like Jesus Christ dude take a fucking shower" (-Calvin's mind)
"Um, excuse me...."
(Bold is you lmao) y-yes? You say blushing, staring at those beautiful, shit brown eyes.
"Take a fucking shower" he says as he hands you a bar of soap
Ah s-senpai its not enough! You say as you open your legs. Suddenly a fucking dead body scent whiffs through the air, like a fucking cancer cloud.
"Great fucking job, you started the next plague"
(A/N): im giving myself fucking cancer here for you guys