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have you ever had that one annoying son of a bitch sitting next to you, or even maybe to son of a bitches sitting next to you? cause if you do, this will be the greatest guide.

is this son of a bitch the type who's just really judgmental. example, if you were to just like accidentally put one of your belongings to their side and  they just decide it's perfectly fine to just push it off the table. well there's a few  ways to do it.

1. threaten them that you will break their neck in less than 20 seconds if they ever do that again.

2. give them the death glare like this-

3. throw something at their face and when they tell the teacher say that you were stretching. they'll never know, i've done it before.

4.just say this 'GLORIA TIBI STUPRI' in latin means you fuckin bitch. or  you could say 'VIS PUGNARE MOTHEFUCKER' this means do you want to fight motherfucker. go n google translator for the pronunciation.  just don't say this to a kid that speaks or understands latin.

the next kid is the kid who will be all judgy. like if you just come in with your glasses, there just like you look weird with that on. do this-

1. well you're stupid and fugly.

2. stupido

3. do you even have any fashion sense, like look at your ___________ -(your decision) 

4. call yo main gurl

5. just tell them "you've never even heard of fashion, how would you know that?"

the next kid is the kid who just won't leave you alone. like basically what's yours is somehow their's now and there just like it's not yours, it's ours. like bitch fuck no. i ain't dealing with this shit no more.

1. get a bible and slap them in the face with it because it is really thick so it might work.

2. just pour water on your face and start crying saying that they just hit you.

3. just be the fabulous bitch you are. they'll never beat you since you slayyy.

One consequence of this will be going to the principal but it's worth it unless you have a very pervy principal. that's a story for later.

POTATO

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MARIA 
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