MY DIARY.

Secrets

SECRET 1

what do i do? one of my friends have a crush on this guy..... let's call him Spaghetti. My friend we'll call her cow. so my friend cow has a crush on spaghetti. she's had  crush on him since 3rd grade and the thing is they used to be really good friends until 5th grade. they stopped being friends and now she has dreams about him and when she tells me and my other best friend she starts to cry. the secret cow's crush, spaghetti has a crush on my other best friend of mine and cow doesn't know. so what should i do? tell her or keep it from her?

SECRET 2

i broke my friends wrist by booty bashing her in a game of piggy in the middle. we were just playing and we were both in the middle and then we fought for the ball and i booty bashed her to get the ball and she fell over and rolled on the cement floor and she broke it. moral of this is to always try to dodge my booty bash.

SECRET 3

my friend's knee popped as in the bone moved and she has to use crotches and the funny thing is the friend that broke her wrist fell over and squashed her leg and oh my god it was so funny i thought i was going to cry.

SECRET 4

my first word was idiot and i called my dad an idiot when he was making a deal with his customer. it was my favorite word back then. also when i was 4 yrs old i didn't know how to say fork so i just kept calling it fuck.

SECRET 5

my cousin told me that one of her teeth came out because her brother punched her in the face and i believed her for like 2 years and when i told her that i believed her she was like, oh my god u do realise that i was joking right. i actually thought she was joking but she wasn't.

SECRET 6

i thought my dad gave birth to me for 8 years because there was a line on his stomach. i stopped believing this for 3 years. i feel so ashamed.

SECRET 7

i once lost one of my teeth by trying to get something from under my mattress. my brother was holding the mattress and he let go and my  tooth slammed on to the bed frame. and that's how i lost my tooth.

SECRET 8

my cousin once slapped me across the face for telling someones crush to their crush. she slapped me when it wasn't even her business. it was pretty funny though.

SECRET 9

i threw a teddy bear at my cousins face and the teddy bears marble eye landed on her eye.

SECRET 10

i can't catch...

THANKS FOR READING
MARIA