Sam: Hey Jesssssss
Jess:Sam its 4am,what do you want?I need my sleep.
Sam:I want youuuuu,Jesssssss
Jess: Sam are you drunk or high?Or both?
Sam: Maybeeeeee
Jess: Alrighty then I'm coming to get you,where are you?
Sam: At a partyyyyyy
Jess: I got that dumbass,where's the party?
Sam: At Jack J's houseeeeee
Jess: What's the address?
Sam:
69 Sexy Lady Street,
I love you town,
Jess's nation
69 NY 69 ;-)
Jess: Sam where's the real address?
Sam: I'm not telling youuuuuu :-)
Jess: Ugh boys.
Sam: I'm a boy ;-)
Jess: If I called you babe would you tell me the real address?
Sam: Maybeeeeee :)
Jess: Well it's worth a try.
Jess: Babe,tell me where the address is please xx <3
Sam: OK baby you win,
(A\N :Insert random address )
Jess: OK thank you,im on my way,and NO MORE alcohol or drugs!
Sam: Awww babe come on :-(
Jess: NO.
Sam: Ugh why do women have to be so persuasive?
Jess: Because I'm Beyoncé *flips hair dramatically*
Sam: My Beyoncé ;-)
Jess: Just stay there,I'll be there soon. And I get to meet you for the first time :-) xx
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RomanceIn which a famous vine maker gets drunk and texts a girl,pretending he's Sammy Wilkinson. Yeah right,and she's Beyonce Unknown: Hello baby girl,where are youuuu Jess: Um..who is this? Unknown:I'm Sammy Wilkinsonnnm Jess: Ha ha ha,very funny,now l...
