Unknown:OMG I'm so sorry about last night -_-
Jess:Um thanks?
Unknown:I really am sorry,i didn't mean to be a nuisance.
Jess:Why exactly were you texting me?
Unknown:Well,I was kinda drunk and I was hooked up with someone and yeah...
Jess:Well you obviously didn't hook up with me and I mean who would?
Unknown:I would
Jess:You would ? Why?
Unknown:Because ur gorgeous
Jess: 1 no I'm not
2 u don't even know what I look like. so u can't exactly make a comment.Unknown:long light brown hair
Gorgeous blue eyes,usually wearing ripped jeans?Jess: What?How did you know?
Unknown: Ur profile pic on messenger.
Jess: oh.
Unknown: what's ur name?
Jess: I'm not telling u that!
Unknown: Why not?
Jess: Coz u could be a perv. That's why.
Unknown: What if I told u mine first?
Jess:Maybe
Unknown: I'm Sam and I'm 21.
Jess: Ugh fine.
Unknown: yay!
Jess: I'm Jess and I'm 20.
Happy?Unknown: Very happy. Close age difference *wink wink*
Jess: ARGGHHH I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOLD U!!!
Unknown: I'm sorry,plz don't be mad.
Jess: Just give me a minute plz.
Authors note:
Dedicated to TheCrazyOne03
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