"The chains on my mood swing just snapped...
Run!"
"Farting is like the song from Frozen,
Work or School: 🎵conceal don't feel don't let them know...🎵
Home: 🎵let it go! let it go! can't hold it back anymore!🎵"
"Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed..."
"All my life I thought air was free... Until I opened a bag of chips!"
"I need a six month vacation twice a year."
"🎵Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but the very next day🎵 your body rejected the transplant and you died..."
"My friend thinks he's so smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face."
