call
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hey, ra—
humuhumunukunukuapua'a, makihiki malahini, who. humuhumunukunukuapua'a, oh!
raven?
hawana waka waka waka niki, poo, poo, poo— joaquin!
sorry, ate!
stop laughing, you little shit. give me my phone.
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sinagot mo?!
[translation: you answered it?!]yung boyfriend mo naman yung tumatawag, e.
[translation: your boyfriend is the one who's calling.]hindi ko siya boyfriend. labas!
[translation: he's not my boyfriend. out!]...
hello?
nice singing.
shut up... what do you want, parker?
i just wanted to tell you that you can keep my hat.
you could've just texted me.
eh, i like your voice.
oh, wow... so the tables have turned now, huh?
yeah.
well, i have to go now. bye!
bye, ba—
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oh god... i almost called her babe...
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spiderboy ⊳ peter parker
Fanfiction- HE IS THE SPIDERBOY SHE SAID "WEB YOU LATER, BOI" OH SHIT HE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER - i'm blocking you. peter parker decided to call aunt may after the brawl in germany. turns out, it's not his beloved aunt.