What If's ~ Akatsuki no Yona ~

They Meet Your Parents... (Parody Version)

♠ What If They Meet Your Parents...♠

Parody Version

Modern Version

Feat.
Soo-won
Joo-doh

A request from TheNeonLightRunner.

Hope ya like it~

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Hak

Dad: I don't approve of this! *takes out shotgun* 🔫👿

You: Dad! 😱

Hak: Don't worry ______. I have a longer gun. *winks

Dad: /le shoots

Hak: /le dodges

Fuck logic. He's Hak. Hak is awesome. Awesomeness can make him dodge.

Kija

Kija: *bows* Hello! My name is Kija and I'm _______-chan's boyfriend. I promise to take care of her, protect her and I'll do my best not to make her cry.

You: *already crying coz of Kija's kawaiiness

Dad: Say that again kid. *takes out gun

Mom: Aww, what a cute boyfriend you have here _______-chan~

You: *sniff* Yeah

Kija: *nervous* P-please don't cry ______-chan!!

Shin-ah

Mom: My what a quiet, sweet boy your boyfriend is _______!

You: *casually* Not when were on the bed though.

Shin-ah: *faints*

Mom: Oh my! Are you okay??

You: It's fine mom. He does that on the bed too.

Jae-ha

Mom: *squeals* What a handsome guy, you are! 😍

Dad: What can you do besides using your pretty face to earn money?

You: *holding in laughter*

Jae-ha: I don't look like it but I'm good at cooking.

You: Yeah like instant noodles. Thats his specialty btw.

Dad: *raises an eyebrow then glares* What can you do for my daughter, huh?

Jae-ha: *gulps* I can make her happy, I swear.

Dad: Aren't you a skirt chaser?

Everyone: *turns to him*

Jae-ha: ...No.

You: He hesitated.

Mom: Yes he did~

Dad:  *loads up gun

Zeno

Zeno: Hello Mister, hello Maam, my name is Zeno. I'm your precious daughter's soon-to-be husband! *bows*

Dad: What do you mean soon to be huh?!!

Mom: My, aren't you adorable? Come on in. Make yourself at home.

Zeno: Thank you!

You: Zeno, don't mind my dad okay? He's been cranky since this morning.

Zeno: *smiles* Don't worry, Zeno understands why dad is acting like that.

You: Eh you do? (And wait, you called him dad)

Zeno: Well... *puts a hand on your cheek* If my future princess brings home a boy and introduces him as her boyfriend. Zeno will feel cranky too.

You: *dies of kawaiiness

Dad: Get your hand off my precious, sweet angel!!!

Yoon

You: Mom meet my mother. Mother , my mom.

Yoon: I'm sorry Ms. ______, but I'm afraid your daughter has some screws loose. I'll go fix it right now then come back again.

Mom: Haha, I'm glad we think the same way.

You: Oi -_-

Yoon: My name is Yoon and I'm ______ boy friend. It's nice to meet you.

Dad: Hmm? This is ______ boyfriend? Looks like a girl.

Mom: Now, now dear. Don't be rude.

Dad: My apologies. I'm ______'s father.

You: Wow dad, where's your gun? I thought your gonna kill someone today.

Yoon: W-what?!

Dad: Changed my mind.

You: Yoon's motherly and girly skills are super effective on dads.

Soo-won

Dad: You can't marry my daughter like this. You don't have a job and-

*A truckload of groceries, roses and chocolate arrives*

Dad: Okay.. but you still can't marry my daughter!!

Joo-doh

Dad: *deadserious* What did you see in my daughter?

Joo-doh: Her carelessness and stupidity.

Dad: *nods* okay continue

You: Are you both freakin serious?! Mom stop them!!!

Mom: *listening carefully*

Joo-doh: She falls over an obstacle-free floor. She's irresponsible. She doesn't know how to cook. She's bad at everything.

You: Oi, I didn't bring you here to badmouth me.

Joo-doh: That's why I want you to accept me as his boyfriend. Cause I'm the only one who can handle all of her.

You: *blush* Oh

Dad: You passed.

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Haha, this was supposed to be written like my normal chapters but sugar rush got me so yeah.

To the one who requested this, please forgive me xD.

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