They caught you watching Boku no Pico...

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What If They caught you watching boku no pico...

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A threat/ blackmail from my kids. Ok, here it is! Btw, thank you again Nina for the make-up fanfic.

If you haven't watched Boku no Pico yet, well you should its an amazing anime I tell ya.. so amazing

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Hak

"I swear I'm not watching porn!"

"I haven't said anything yet." He stared at your flushed face before bursting into laughter.

"Wait what?! Stop laughing so damn hard!" You were tempted to throw the laptop at his face but you have no money so you settled in giving him your deathly glare.

"Haha, you were making a weird face so," he panted, catching his breath.

"You know pico and coco reminds me of you and Jae-ha." You said out of the blue.

He stopped laughing and looked at you.

"Did you just compare my life to hentai?"

Kija

*insert Pico & Chico's moan here*

"Oh what are you watching _______-chan?"

You jumped after hearing your boyfriend's voice come out beside you.

Immediately, you closed the video.

"It's an aerobic exercise, you know, dancing and stuff." You laughed awkwardly.

"I see, so thats why you're sweating and panting a lot. You must be really tired." He handed you a towel.

"Yeah." You mentally died.

Shin-ah

"Shin-ah nooooo!! No matter what DO NOT APPROACH ME!" You warned the startled boy.

"______?..."

"I'm tainted by the dark hands of the darkness. Its too dark for you to stay here. You should go and leave me alone." You told him emotionally but the truth is you don't really want him to see that you're watching yaoi.

"..I can't do that..."

"Yes you can. Now please go away." Even if its hard to say all of that, you had no choice.

It is a dare you cannot say no to.

"..i-if its the dark.. Im used to it already so.. Ill be fine, ill be your moon.."

You internally screamed at how sweet your boyfriend was. He's not exactly the type to voice out his feelings like that so it made you really happy.

"Okay, okay I get it come here. Let's be tainted together."

Of course you were kidding! -or not.

Jae-ha

*insert Pico & Chico's moan here*

"Ohhh~  is that your new ringtone _______ dear?"

You facepalmed.

"Yeah and soon to be your funeral song."

"Just kidding ______ dear~" he sat beside you. "Is it our scandal then?"

"Ohmigosh when do you shut up?" You playfully smacked his shoulder.

"Only when were on the bed.", he winked. "Cause I want you to be the only one who does the moaning."

"Aren't we talking about Boku no pico? When did this become our issue?"

"Oh so you were talking about boku no pico."

Zeno

"Hey , hey doesn't Pico look like Yoon?"

"Asfkfklgl"!*$#$$." You almost died of shock. "What the- Zeno?!! When did you get here?!"

"Zeno was here since the beginning." He flashed his natural grin not bothered by the gross scenes at all.

"Umm this is uhh.. Its just a dare. I swear Im not into these stuffs." You tried to explain.

Good thing he seemed to believe your words.

"I know. Zeno would be really sad if you like Pico more than me." He said, pouting adorably.

Your head was literally confused whether to laugh or cry at his statement but you decided to shrug it off.

Instead, you patted him on the head.

"Nope, I've never ever considered Pico to be even in the same level of humanity so of course there's only you Zeno."

Yoon

"..."

"Haha."

"What do you think you're watching?"

"Oops?"

"Don't 'oops' me! What the hell is this crap?! Why are they AHHHHHH turn it off !!"

Panicking, he searched for the off button but ended up turning the volume up on its maximum.

You fell on your butt laughing at his hilarious expression.

"Oh gosh Yoon!"

"Stop laughing and help me with this you mindless raccoon!!" His face was flushed red.

*insert very loud moans of Pico here*

"What the hell?!!! Why are they touching each other?! More importantly, aren't they just kids??!! What the heck! This is pure definition of disgusting!"

"You say that but you're actually enjoying it." You ended up teasing him.

"These kids don't turn me on at all!"

"Mom, you're so obvious." You laughed.

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Phew~ safe!

I just want to thank my kids for greeting me on my birthday as well as my readers who sent me their wonderful wishes 😘 I love you all~

P.S - thank you Nina for the amazing fic for my birthday 😘😍

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