"Dinner, my dear fox, I have a problem." Stonemover was stroking Dinner while eating his dinner.
"Grrrr?" Asked Dinner, tilting his head.
"Oh, it's just Thorn. She's kind of mad at me for only sending one letter. Do you have any advise?"
"Grrrr jerrr lurr ter" responded Dinner.
"So you think I should get her flowers? WELL, INCASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, THAT'S NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE." Stonemover screamed so loud it shook the mountain next to him. And that is how the Darkstalker really escaped.
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"Ebay? What is this ebay you speak of?" asked Stonemover. He was having dinner with Sunny, talking about ways to impress Thorn.
"Yes, Ebay. It's this magical website where you can buy anything you want. They even have dog medicine imported from portugal."
"No way!"
"Yes way"
"Do it right now for me please."
"OK, what do you want?"
"I want the most beautiful dead flowers that they have."
"But dead ones have no colour at all."
"Yeah. But Thorn will like them because they will remind her of her dead brother."
"OK" replied Sunny and ordered dead flowers off of Ebay.
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random crap
FanfictionExactly what it sounds like. Everything from Bubble Butt the 3rd to Ford and Thorn's wedding- random crap has it all. (And yes, we intentionally didn't capitalize random crap.) Written by Bluepaw, Sushi, and Violet.
