Bramblestar was making hot chocolate when Berrynose ran into his den. "Bramblestar! We're being attacked by ShadowClan. We need your guidance O great one."
"of course Berrystumpytail. Get 2 patrols ready, stat"
and with that, Berrynose ran out of the den.
When Bramblestar walked outside, he was hit by a chocolate glazed timbit."What in the name of Starclan is going on out here!" he shouted. The clan was too busy panicking to hear him.
"Get me 10 cc of of marigold, STAT!" Jayfeather shouted at Leafpool because Lionblaze had been hit in the head with a vanilla cream donut.
"EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP!" shouted Bramblestar taking a sip of his hot chocolate.
"We are being attacked," said Berrynose "I think I made that quite clear."
"But with donuts? Seriously?!"
"Everybody knows that donuts are the world's deadliest weapon," Shouted Applefur who was in a donut tank.
"OK," said Bramblestar who put on a black dress with a black hat which had a black drape on it and fainted dramatically.
ShadowClan won and did a victory dance on Bramblestar's grave.
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FanficExactly what it sounds like. Everything from Bubble Butt the 3rd to Ford and Thorn's wedding- random crap has it all. (And yes, we intentionally didn't capitalize random crap.) Written by Bluepaw, Sushi, and Violet.
