So today (yesterday) I was talking to Joyce and this happened... J=Joyce ---------------------------------------------- J: Hai Me: Hello J: Wyd? Me: Not much
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Me: I might get to buy it MAYBE It's $367.30 plus $25 shipping J: THAT'S ALOT OF MONEY. FOR A FREAKING HAT. Me: It's latex J: AND? Me: It's professionally made I'm just hoping I can get it it don't wanna jinx it J: Still tooooo much money. Me: IM NOT JINXING IT J: Ok. Jeezus. Me: COME TO TN Right now Like now Any minute now ... Waiting Come on... HURRY UP J: How the hell do you expect me to just *poof* be there. Me: MAGIC ✨ J: I RAN OUT OF MAGIC YESTERDAY. Me: HOW?! WHAT SPELL DID YOU USE!!!!! WHO DID YOU KILL? J: I used Avada Kedavra on bre(a person I despise). Me: *le gasp* IM SO PROUD MY BABY IS GROWING UP *cries tears of joy* J: Do you know what that spell does????CAUSES INSTANT, PAINLESS DEATH TO WHOMEVER THE CURSE HITS. IT'S AN ACTUAL SPELL FROM HARRY POTTER Me: ...da fuck •_• ok then... J: What??... What did I do?... Me: Everything and nothing at the same time *runs away crying* *you see an explosion at the place I went to* J: You is so sad. Me: IMPROPER GRAMMAR BOOM BITCH *explosions in background* J: THAT WAS ON PURPOSE. Me: Totally 😒 J: It was... Me: PROVE IT J: How? Me: Just do it JUST DO IT J: STOP IT. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. Me: NUUUU NEVER *stabs random guy* Guy:O_O Me: :3 Everyone: O_O J: AMAZING. Me: YAS BITCH YAS J: *Dances around* Me: *dances then faceplants* J: Why must you ruin dance time? Me: Cause Why not :3 J: CUZ DANCING IT FUN AND YOU RUINED IT WITH YOUR FACEPLANT. Me: NOT MY FAULT J: YES IT IS Me: NO IT ISNT J: WHAT?!? Me: What? J: 😐😶 Me: Wat? Later... (Thu 10:03 pm) J: Nothin'. Even more later...er? (1:05 am) Me: ... Today (1:48 pm) J: Hai Me: hi J: Wyd? Today 4:44 pm Me: ...potato J: POTATO. ---------------------------------------------- THAT WAS A REAL CONVERSATION!! ...no joke but I hope you liked this chapter see you next time bug bye!
~Ari 😘
Ari is a nick name I'm known as mini Ariana Grande, but that's for another time bye!
( I never got it I was joking but it was wayyyy over priced trust me we don't have that much money TRUST ME)
