Jamie and Eddie (a series of short,funny stories)

"Watch where you're going, Reagan."

"Okay, what did the fat cop say when he pulled over the man who was speeding?" Eddie asked and laughed. We were walking the beat, the radio had been quiet today, so we were on foot. "What?" I asked, looking at her. "Donut speed anymore!" She laughed and I joined in on her enthusiasm. "A police officer asks "your eyes look red, have you been smoking a joint?" And the perp replies "your eyes look glazed have you been eating donuts!" I laughed. We were bored so Eddie had begun to tell jokes. "Why is a man the most smart during sex?" She asked. Why was she always telling sex jokes? "Why?" I asked, rolling my eyes. "Because he's plugged up to a know-it-all!" She laughed. I had to admit, that one was pretty funny, and sadly true. We were quiet for a moment. I looked over to her, she was so beautiful, even in uniform. "Keep them eyeballs in your head. You might get sick!" She warned. "Why would I get sick from looking at you?" I asked. "Because, my ass looks terrible in these pants." She said and I smirked. "Lucky me. My ass looks great in everything!" I boasted. "Oh whatever Reagan. You have no ass." She said and looked behind me to make sure she had proof of her claim. I laughed as she checked to see if anyone was watching, and then smacked me. "What the hell are you doing?!" I asked playfully, even though I loved that she had done it. "Proving my point." She said and hit me again. "See, no ass." She said. "You're crazy, Jank-" I started. "Ugh" I groaned. The next thing I knew I was on the ground. I looked up and saw a lamppost in front of me. Eddie bent down and looked at my forehead. When she realised I was okay she busted out laughing. "That's why you shouldn't be checking out hot chicks while you're walking." She laughed as she helped me to my feet. "Oh yeah, where is she?" I joked. "Are you gonna make it?" She asked. "No." I pouted. She pushed up on her toes and I bent down a little and she kissed where my head had hit. "There. All better." She exclaimed when she pulled away. She gazed into my eyes for a moment and it took everything in me not to kiss her. "Watch where you're going, Reagan." She whispered.