Jamie and Eddie (a series of short,funny stories)

April fools!

A/n yeah I know, it's June, but I thought this was pretty a funny idea. So deal with it! Lol

I had brought Eddie some Oreos today. The only thing was, it was April fools day. And she had no idea what was coming!

"Hey, ed." I said as we got in the car. "Hey." She said as she buckled her seatbelt. "You hungry?" I asked, holding up the bag of cookies. "Who do you think you're talking too?" She smirked and snatched the bag from me. I turned the car on and drove away. She bit into a cookie "ugh, Reagan. What did you do to these?!" She exclaimed in horror I burst out laughing. She spit it back into the bag. "Toothpaste." I said, trying to hold in my laughter. "You put toothpaste in These!" She asked. I nodded. "You're going to regret that!" She said. That's when I started to get nervous. 

The next day I was walking on eggshells. Eddie took April fools very seriously. Somehow I had survived the whole day without anything happening. We were going out to the bar after work so we decided to walk out together. I had my bag and she had hers. We were walking out when she stopped. "Reagan? Did you drop something?" She asked and I turned around. There was a gay porn magazine on the floor behind me. "Oh no, Eddie. That is not mine." I said. Everyone had heard the commotion and was looking to see what was wrong. I heard snickers around me. "It must be yours, Jamie." She said sweetly. "I'm obviously not into gay men." She said and laughed. I felt my face turn bright red. She figured that she had embarrassed me enough. "Okay. April fools! I got you!" She smiled. Everyone laughed, obviously relieved. I was so going to get her back.