Ways to Annoy Kakashi Hatake
1: Take away his Make-out Paradise book
2: Tell him he is too old for those books.
3: Randomly ask him the same question every 5 minutes
4: Tell him Might Guy wants him to use a Thousand Years of Death on him
5: Follow him everywhere pretending to be a spy (And a bad one at that)
6: Every time he does something, ask why.
7: Glomp him every time you see him
8: When sitting beside him, every 30 seconds look around as if to make sure nobody is watching, and then poke him.
9: When he gets mad, start crying about how you only wanted a friend.
10: When he's around friends, or Important people, walk up to him and splash a glass of water in his face and yell at him for never calling you back.
11: Spread rumors about him.
12: Tell everybody he has false teeth
13: Tell everybody a different story about what his mouth looks like.
14: Follow him everywhere taking notes on everything he does
15: When he asks what you're doing, pretend you don't know what he's talking about.
16: Ask him for his autograph every time you see him.
17: Get a group of girls to do the same.
18: Stare at him long enough to have him look at you, then laugh and whisper something funny in somebody else's ear, to make them laugh too.
19: Get a dog, and name it Kakashi
20: Ask him if he has a sexual relationship with Sakura
21: When he says No, act like you don't believe him.
22: Dye his hair blue.
23: Act like you didn't do it
24: Tell Sasuke he did it because he couldn't find a better way to declare his love
25: Blush every time he looks at you, and look away.
