dating would include . . .

Jerome Valeska ;

Dating Jerome Valeska would include . . . 

- tickle fights

- joining the Maniax

- prank wars in the Galavan mansion

- random make out sessions

- sexual innuendos 24/7

- being best friends with Barbara and Tabitha

- teasing him

- in both ways you dirty minded freaks

- him kissing you excitedly after each of his kills

- rolling your eyes playfully at his enthusiasm

- being the brains of the group

- being fully aware about his dreadful past

- and being sure to never bring it up

- he gets violent when you do so in arguments

- lovely talks in the middle of the night about different ways you could kill someone

- running your finger tips down his arm as you walk past where he's sitting

- only for him to grab your arm and yank you into a rough kiss

- Theo often having to break up a make out session when you have guests

- him telling you that you'll be the Queen of Gotham someday

- "And you'll rule by my side as King, Valeska."

- "Well, obviously."

- him having dozens of nick names for you

- the most common though are "Gorgeous," and "Doll,"

- you calling him "Ginger," "Handsome," "J," and "Valeska,"

- lots of straddling

- in both violent and sexual ways

- sword fights in the halls

- him randomly braiding your hair when he's bored

- Barbara and Tabitha join in sometimes

- braid trains !!

- sleeping very in late

- movie marathons

- even though you're the only one watching the movies

- he's either kissing your neck or watching your reactions

// requested by me bc I'm Jerome trash :^)