"Oh. Fine no ship." CrazyCatLady123456 surrounds herself in a gloomy aura. "I'M STILL KEEPING THE PIC THOUGH HAHA!"
"We turned onto people who don't know what to do so.. we got drunk with celebration and... yeah..." FairyTailNaluIsLife answers my last question.
Recap: How did the Lisanna Murder Team end up like this...?
I made a long sigh.
"No keeping the pic!"FairyTailNaluIsLife shouts.
"Maybe were all still in a hangover so we're all acting really dumb." CrazyCatLady12346 suggests.
"Yeah..."
"Probably."
"I have to go! Continue your drunk arguments without meh soldiers! Buyuuyyyyyye!" FairyTailNaluIsLife informs us.
"Omg I'm gone for one week and this happens stand up nalu shippers and learn to respect each other!" samaja1234 walks up to us and says in a scary voice.
"Byeee! AND I'M KEEPING THE PIC!" CrazyCatLady123456 responds to Captains leave. She turns to samaja1234. "Nah, I'm good." Then she turns sadist mode.
"A-aye." I respond to samaja1234's scary voice.
"IF ANY ONE SHOULD BLACK MAIL PEOPLE IT'S ME I KNOW ALL YOUR SECRETS!" samaja1234 yells.
"Can I blackmail with you? I have the perfect picture hehe." CrazyCatLady123456 smiles evilly.
"No~" I slump down in defeat.
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I guess hey I do this at school but what's your zodiac sign????????? And I'm asking everyone I tell you mine if I know yours." samaja1234 offers.
"Cancer-ebi." CrazyCatLady123456 responds.
"Aquarius. I'm boss status. Don't mess with me." I answer.
"Scorpio ~wickeeeeeeeeeed." samaja1234 answers.
"Says the one who's being blackmailed anime-lover7 (no offense)." CrazyCatLady123456 points out.
"Na, if you know me in real life, you'd know. Also, I didn't ASK to be blackmailed." I defend.
"Idk they say Scorpios are very scary when pissed want to see if that's right?" samaja1234 taunts.
"Virgo!" Captain says out of nowhere.
"97% of those zodiac pictures are right for me." I point out.
"Don't piss me off or else I will yell a string of profanities very fast." CrazyCatLady123456 warns.
"And what about you master FairyTailNaluIsLife? What's your sign?" samaja1234 turns to captain and asks.
"I don't know what that is... wait... Virgi! I mean Virgo!!"
"Punishment hime?" CrazyCatLady123456 references Virgo from Fairy Tail. I start laughing uncontrollably.
"Lol." Captain laughs.
"Omggggggggg!!!!! LMAO!" samaja1234 laughs.
"I will think about it...." Captain gets an evil smile across her face. "Joking!"
CrazyCatLady123456 shudders just thinking about it. Captain smirks and gets out a weapon.
"And that weapon is........ a......."
"I... I.... I love you guys we made an army and stuff I'm going to cry hold on." samaja1234 starts crying.
"Pillow! Pillow fight!!!!" Captain laughs as she pulls out a pillow from behind her back. I grab my memory foam pillow. They are stiff and hurt more. CrazyCatLady123456 grabs her pillow too.
"PILLOW FIGHT TO THE DEATH! (joking)" CrazyCatLady123456 laughs.
"I love you 2 samaja1234!" Captain cries.
WAHHH! I love you all!" CrazyCatLady123456 cries with Captain and samaja1234.
"I'm just so emotion-gahhhhhhhhhhhh! Who the hell hit me with a pillow!" samaja1234 shouts.
"I think this is where I join in..." I start.
Captain throws a pillow across the room at CrazyCatLady123456, but it smacks Erza and she drops her cake.
"Oh shit..."
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Let's Murder Lisanna Team
HumorHey everyone! I wrote this fanfic after participating in a comments thread (that reached about 600 comments) all about a war between NaLi and NaLu, so this isn't an actual fanfic if you think about it, just something that peaked my interest when I f...
